aren't you a-shay-med?

It's always "omg how have you not grown up with [insert incredibly popular AMERICAN media]" maybe because I didn't fucking understand english at that time like I might not have known what Sesame Street was but have you ever seen Kouzelá školka? Huh? Cvrček55 ring any bells? No? Exactly. Piss off

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

hosted by a child who is taking it weirdly seriously

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

Once again thinking of Shay Cormac's voice and accent and his stupid cheeky smile when he waves to Haytham saying "If you don't tell, he'll kill ye' ☺️."

Já jsem si úplně vážně myslel, že onsen (japonský horký pramen) se řekne česky kurva teplé jaro, protože někdo mi řekl že “hot spring” se řekne takhle. A jako o rok později jsem byl jako POČKEJ???????

I want to clarify that the person doesn’t speak English very fluently, and in hindsight probably didn’t know what a “hot spring” is

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

#he took my husband in the divorce

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

all of my ocs are inherently neurodivergent in someway because i dont know how neurotypical people work