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i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

What's even the point of a "Ethan sees Benji shirtless" fic if Benji's not covered in scars and tattoos bro

do we think leon ever had 'championship matches' with baby hop. sixteen-year-old undefeated world champion leon and his partner charizard facing down four-year-old hop and his newly caught wooloo. hop telling wooloo to tackle charizard and charizard fainting dramatically into the grass, playing dead. leon lifting hop onto his shoulders so he can parade around the house with the newly crowned champion of galar. and so on

transfem victor and/or gloria pokémon swsh. does anyone see my vision.