Shassie

shawn taking any opportunity possible to touch lassiter in ANY way… like yes grab the top of his head while having a vision… fall dramatically into his arms… we know what you are.

Everyone trying to get Shawn's bike back for him, but Lassie gets it for him 😭😭

Shassie writers LISTEN UPPP Gus would ENCOURAGE Shawn!!!!! A token word of protest at most!!! He’d high five Shawn for kissing just about anybody (except Gus’ own sister)!!! Frankly the two of them have a pattern of wingmanning by competition. Show me Gus who, regardless of actually wanting Lassie (or even men in general, that’s even funnier) winks at him before he pulls Shawn away. Show me ally!Gus who knows more about the queer community than Shawn and Lassie combined. Show me confident in his sexuality Gus who agrees with Shawn that Lassie looks good—even in front of Lassie. Show me Gus who third wheels so hard that Lassie isn’t even sure if he’s falling for Shawn, or Shawn-and-Gus. Show me Gus who debates, in depth, whether Lassie is good in bed/on dates/kinky/whatever. It’s what our world needs.

I strongly believe if lassie saw Shawn recreating the battlefield in weekend warriors, he’d die.

Shawn coming up with every kind of lie and excuse he can think of to get Lassie to undo his shirt a little and free his sternbush