the gang lezzes out

loustat is “right person, wrong time,” loumand is “wrong person, right time,” and danlou is “inscrutable person, any time.”

and there is something to be said about how adamant daniel was that he didn't have transformational trauma in front of lestat, but when louis asked him about the gift, he confided in him immediately. he’s been on a tour bus with like 7 other people, but it’s the loneliness that he speaks of first. a fledging vampire stumbling through the world without his maker is only second worst to someone losing their best friend :(

so delusional and danlou-pilled that i thought when daniel said "you want to brawl it out in the alley?" it was going to hard cut to him and louis hate fucking crazy style against the brick and mortar.

it makes me so emotional to know that the first person to touch lex’s bald head was clark 💔

i knew my danlou pony was gonna be a hobbling a bit this season, but they just tore the fucking hooves off that thing episode one. daniel’s first true lines of dialogue being about louis and how he isn’t responding to him telepathically or through texts DEVASTATED me. and his fucking face when he said it too :( he misses his best friend/decades long situationship soooooo bad. inshallah they reunite 💔

need an “armand told the truth” tattoo BADDDDDD

smallville: the meteor capital of the world, more like smallville: we have yet to discover the invention of locks