Sharkstixx | Mason | Maisie It/its

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

CHRISTMAS NOOBS ARE COMING

facebook marketplace sellers don’t even want you to buy their wares it’s all just part of some fetish

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

it wasn't until I saw people trying to replicate pjackks schtick that I realized how funny and clever his writing style was, I would have rather died than say that while he was alive but I feel comfortable saying it now that he's a rusted stinking carcass

i should invent a bicycle with square wheels that cant move and take it to the tour de france and spend 24 hrs at the starting line trying to pedal it while in full aerodynamic posture and at some point ill tip over and bust the frame to which my highly dedicated and sponsored team quickly brings out another square wheeled bike

prototype jackk has been working tirelessly alongside applebloom, scootaloo, and the other one, to earn his cutie mark

sometimes I see posts like this and wonder what this post must be like for people who don’t play mtg. this joke must have an entirely different texture if you don’t know who this man is and what he has done to me personally

i can only assume he debated steven universe with you

my yucky thing keeps hitting me

Yeah

anyone else skipping to their lou today? how about someone else's lou? let me know in the comments below. bye.

Yeah I’ll reblog that

What

I think maybe my thing I said was not normal ☹️

Minecraft if Steve were cunty