Do the right thing Baron

your minimalist child getting destroyed by my baroque baby

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about