Shark Babe

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

resident alien is a special kind of tonal whiplash bc one second harry will be experiencing depression for the first time and fundamentally not understanding this sharp emptiness that cannot be filled. and then next he’ll be daydreaming about a gas leak blowing up the hawthorne household while ben is in a therapy session with him

If the world was ending you’d come over, right?

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?