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can some of yall wake up the dash boring asf rn 😩

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This is not an appropriate adult response to racism. Racism is bad. But if someone calls you a bad name and your response is to kick him in the face twice you are not acting as an adult should. Shame on the racist. And shame on this “adult.”

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Hey is

Is your refrigerator running

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

Item: Screaming Chickens of Water Summoning, offering unlimited use of the spell Create Water so long as you don’t mind them screaming the entire time. I assume one is hot and the other is cold.

This is beautiful

Never forget true romance 💕

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