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Teenage Dream isn’t a Katy Perry song, she was a vessel for God in that recording studio. Why he chose her I don’t know but it’s not my place to question it

Ariana is a false idol, looked to in the desperate time between Carly Rae albums. May She have mercy on your souls.

Carly Rae would execute Jeff Bezos on live stream 

Do y’all know what pop music is?

it’s the sound of jeff bezos’s last breath after Comrade Jepsen cuts to the feeling.

when i hear an adult say “heck” instead of “hell” i say “cunt” under my breath to return the sum profanity of the world to its natural equilibrium

bitches who believe in astrology are so fucking stupid haven’t you watched the pokemon movie where mewtwo explicitly says the circumstances of your birth are irrelevant

My character entering the Ratway in Riften

Every single line that came out of Megan Foxes mouth in Jennifers Body stays the most iconic and impactful lines ever said in cinema history. " My tit" can beat out anything Quentin Tarantino has ever scripted every time.

nothing but pure king shit in the parton family i see

she’s canadian

America’s first Canadian president. Icon.