Daydream Believer

So sad to hear about Donald Trump. My heart goes out to everyone affected by the tragedy this morning

oh no, what happened?

This morning his white house staff found him alive and well. So sad

Time is so fake. Apple could make all our iPhone times 15 minutes early and literally nobody would know

PEOPLE WITH ANDROIDS WOULD KNOW

Exactly, nobody would know

Except for the owners of 1.4 billion Android phones world wide

Who

So will Mary appear in the next season in a restaurant with a french accent and moustache or will she appear in every tv screen?

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”

dennys you’re taking a serious risk here don’t forget people actually tried drilling holes in their iphones to get the headphone jack back

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

not having a deadline to complete the task but being rewarded for completing it anyway