I Am Snek

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood

Someone unfollowed me and sent me hate because I reblogged this post. My job here is done

reblog to piss of a racist

im never catching feelings for anyone ever again in my entire life !!!!!!!

Until you do that is.

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

I want to die.

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!! roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

May god have mercy on your poor soul