the hot farmer from next door

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That drive is what sets you apart, kid. You've got a very special energy. That being said... You weren't under the impression that the challenge ended here, were you?

But seeing "smackdown valley" immediately made me think of this:

hiii!! yes, i am still doing requests and i will be for a while! <33 first of all, when i saw this request i was SO happy because i adore nail art! this is such a cute request! thank you so much! sakura x nail artist!reader

°˖✧✿✧˖° i feel like sakura would be so happy to have her nails done by her s/o! to me, she comes off as someone who loves makeup and nail artistry, so she would be more than grateful to have her s/o do those for her. <3 you have an entire basket dedicated to nail supplies. tons and tons of nail polish, nail stickers, gems, files, you name it. your nails always look flawless, no matter what. you could be fighting and they'd still not have a scratch on them. it was a boring day, and you danced around the village desperately looking for something to fill the time. you went out for ramen, went shopping, but still came to a dead end. you took a walk back to your house and went inside hoping to find something, anything, to cure your boredom. it was so lonely when sakura wasn't there. you walked into your bedroom to find your girlfriend, sitting on the bed, with your nail polish. "oh hey y/n! sorry...i got into a bit of a mess.."

it was genuinely so cute though! despite her being a hot mess, it was cute to see her try..at least.

you sigh, looking at her. "it's alright, my girl. what are you doing?"

"well, i wanted to do my nails, like how you do yours..but it hasn't really gone the way i had in mind..."

you felt butterflies in your stomach. she...admired your nails? for so long, nail art was your favorite hobby and you practiced for a while to get so good at it. "why don't i do them for you, sweetheart?"

her eyes sparkled. "of course! if you're okay with doing them..they're a little messy right now."

she sat next to you, flushed at the sudden closeness of your faces. "what color would you like?" you ask. sakura responds. "i'm thinking red and pink would be pretty!"

so, you start painting her nails. and by the end, they just look so pretty and compliment her beauty overall.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Tanjiro: Shit. (Name) : Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Zenitsu: OH MY GOD INOSUKE FELL OFF!!!

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*Tanjiro's helping (Name) out after they get injured, while the others are watching* Zenitsu: How does (Name) look? Inosuke: A little better than you, actually.

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Id react the Same tbh🫶💜

Maybe posting here again was a mistake.

Submit a character and a max of three letters per request :)

✩ Stardew Valley NSFW Alphabet ✩

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

To be clear, using AI to churn out a piece of fiction is not writing.

Using a bot (possibly one that was trained using a scrape of Ao3, that is to say, the theft of work from every writer who has posted their work on Ao3) is NOT WRITING.

It is theft. It isn’t creation. It’s a regurgitation of the consumed collective work and effort and heart and time of every writer who has shared their work on Ao3.

‘I’m not a good writer’ is no excuse.

Want to be a writer? Put in the time everyone else does to practice.

Don’t feel confident in your work? Open yourself up to the same vulnerability and risk that the rest of us do.

You don’t get to use a fucking bot to vomit out an approximation of a story and pretend you’ve got skin in the game.

The sad thing? This bot-assembled fic wasn’t bad. It was bland, but it had internal logic, some passing context to character and canon. It wasn’t like those early AI art pieces that had surreal compositions and extra fingers. It wasn’t immediately obvious it was made by a bot.

In this instance the person who posted it admitted they had used a bot. Which, actually, I have some respect for. But it probably isn’t the first and it won’t be the last.

Ahahahah I love them 🤧

Jas is a good child yet so mischievous sometimes. That's adorable >.>

- Sebastian and Maru both have freckles

- Alex’s hair is like that because after puberty it suddenly got curly and he still has no idea how to style it so he just gels the shit out of it

- Elliot has a roman nose with a bumped nose bridge

- Elliot is lanky, every part of him is just a little too long he’s built like slenderman

- Nobody ever guesses Harvey’s height correctly because he always holds himself to appear smaller and more friend shaped (something he does just by nature but also because it’s a manner to set his patients at ease)

- Shane is so broad that people often are surprised to hear that he’s under six foot. He’s got a big presence

- Elliot has a few silver hairs in the mix, he thinks they make him look distinguished

- Shane’s nose has been broken before and now sits just a little off

- Penny is perpetually a little sunburned

- Pam draws on her eyebrows because hers are so blonde they’re nearly invisible

- Robin’s hands are covered in little scars from years of using sharp tools.

- A couple of Sam’s fingers are a lil crooked from breaking them skating

- Harvey can’t grow a beard—it’s a goatee or a mustache. He chose the mustache

- Alex has big hands—like almost weirdly big. It was great for gridball