Shama M

toxic yuri is when mosquitos bite me and i get sick

If I woke up in a yuri world I would be a boy 👹 I just know it because it'd be soooo infuriating for me but funny for the plot

I'm back on my bullshit! Never really left BUT I AM BACK BABY 🥳

Backrooms but instead of entities there are geese

Use these devices spying on you to your advantage. Whisper to your phone what you need and it'll start showing you the right ads.

Damn Sesame Street is brutal! Kermit was teaching the audience how to identify facial expressions when Cookie Monster walked in and started saying something about his love for cookies. Kermit mercilessly scolded him and threatened to tell his mom. Cookie Monster was devastated and started crying because he didn't wanna disappoint his mom. Then Kermit looked at the camera and said, "See kids? This is a sad face!" and then he told Cookie that HE (K) forgave him (C)?? Bitch YOU just made him cry??

Not being a poet is killing me

I was watching this video on youtube where instead of saying "the servant would do this and this" they were saying "the enslaved person would do this and this" and it was such a small yet powerful detail! Really goes to show how much the words we use matter.

Most of those shiny self-help motivational books are a waste of money in my opinion. More so if they're written by men. Get their free pdfs first (or read from a public library). If you like it, only then consider buying.

I'm a vengeful bitch. I'll steal catfood from a cat to show them how it feels when they bug me during mealtime.

It doesn't matter whether or not "the masses" understand or accept a social change. If that were the case, we wouldn’t have any societal changes at all in history. "The masses" don't care about such things. They're too busy living their own lives. If ever "the masses" do go against a social change, it's because more powerful people are manipulating them. It's the powerful that are against change, not "the masses".