That would be great 😄

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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
todays bird
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
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almost home
taylor price

pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies


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That would be great 😄

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
what do I do with that?
what do I do with that?

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Reasons Dawn from Waitress is Autistic
Hyperfixations on things such as math, romance, and history
Doesn’t get social cues (“do not insert test stick into your vagina,” the ice skating outfit talk, pulking stranger’s pant leg up, etc)
Goes into fantasies
Afraid of saying the wrong thing/making a fool of herself
Sensitive and guarded
Anxious
Stims w/repeated motions (pumping the bottles in When He Sees Me)
Finds a kindred spirit and latches on
I’m Autistic and I say so
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time Plance AU anyone?? :D
Now thats a movie I definitely recommend, its super cute and funny with a cool twist ^-^ You can watch it on Youtube actually!!
what old joke are we going to bring back next
MY FAVORITE
you forgot one
Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.
How… How have I not seen this?
hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy
Dogs in deep snow is one of the best and purest things in the world.

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That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]
I would die for Hugh Jackman
✨ reblog here if you are NOT a anti shaladin and/or respect other peoples ships ✨
my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”
bro
bro it means monkey bars
now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”
I M L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS”
this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.”
“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.
Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”
W H E E Z E

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Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before
Wtf
what the FUCK
SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!
is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
I knew this was coming and I still cried.