☀ in sibbe gereste ☀

i have never seen a video that more perfectly captures exactly who i am as a person

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

Wait ppl don’t have garbage disposals in England?

we put our garbage in bins!!! like normal people!!

So you’ve never ruined the good silver with a garbage disposal?

what like you??? shove ya spoons in?? wHy???

….like so maybe it just falls in as you were washing, and you didn’t have the nasty grate, and you turn it on because it’s getting clogged and all of a sudden this terrible wretching “cchug chug grrrrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeeee” sound happens and- boom. Grandma’s spoon is ruined forever. And for some reason it’s always a spoon.

how do you sleep at night with this thing lurking in your home

Cute when people ring the doorbell thinking I’ll answer. Even if you know I’m in here even if you hear me and even if you look through the window and we make eye contact I won’t answer! Do something about it! You won’t

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you