Wow Anne, Way To Make The Country Hate You

Katherine Howard: tonight I’m serving LOOKS

Anna of Cleves: GUYS I HAVE THE PLAGUE

Queens: WHAT??

Anna of Cleves:

Anne Boleyn: AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT

OhhhhHHHH BOOOOOHOOOOOO, BABY MARY YOT THE Chicken Pox™️ and YEW weren’t there to hold ha hand, yaknow, it'sfunnybecausewhenIwantedtoholdmyNEWBORNS°N, EYE DIED!!!!!!

OHH, BOOHOOOO! BabyMarygotthechicknpox anNYIAOU weren’t there t'hold her hand yknowitsfunnybcsweniwantedtoholdmynewbornson, I DIED!!!!!!

Awww, BOOHOO, baby Mary had the chicken pox and yOU weren’t there to hold her hand!! Yknow it’s FUNNY, because when I wanted to hold my NEWBORN SON, I DIEDuh.

OH, BOO HOO! Baby Mary had the CHICKEN POX and YOU didn’t get to HOLD her HAND?? YANO IT’s funny because when I wanted to hold mY NEWBORN SON,

I

DIED.

Cathrine of Aragon, who has a literal daughter:

“With all six Infinity Wives, I could snap my fingers, and a male heir would cease to exist.”

. Grew up in the French court (oui oui bonjour)

. Thought that life was a chore (so she set sail)

. Wanted to dance and sing

. Politics weren’t their thing

. But then met the king

*Please note: this is not a formal writing, I just wanted to find a way to get my feelings about this out*

aka the queens as some of the nonsense that went down when my family decided to have an impromptu spelling bee.

Aragon: Your word is “threesome”

Boleyn: Uh, can I get that in a sentence?

Aragon: Kitty asked Anne to have a threesome with her.

Everyone: WTF????

Aragon: The definition of a threesome is a game of golf with three players.

….

Aragon: Your word is …. nope. No you’re not getting that word. I’m not saying it. Nuh-uh. You’re getting a different word.

Boleyn: Come on let me see it!

Howard: At least spell it for us!

Cleves: I bet it was vagina!

Aragon: It wasn’t and no I won’t

-Cue many many guesses as to what the word was 

….

Seymour: Can I get that word in a sentence please?

Howard: Uh, actually no you can’t.

….

Parr: Can I get the definition of that word?

Parr: Can I have the word in a sentence?

Parr: Can I have the origin of the word?

Parr: Are there any alternative pronunciations of the word?

Parr: Are there any alternative definitions of the word?

Parr: Hmmmm

Parr: HMMMM

Parr: Hot. H-O-T. Hot.

….

Cleves: Your word is statistology

Seymour: Uh, I don’t know. Um. Ok so can I have the definition please?

Cleves: It’s a really easy word just spell the word.

Seymour: But I don’t even know what the word is???

Cleves: Fine. *gives definition*

Seymour: Can you use it in a sentence please?

Cleves: Jane really needs to hurry up and spell the word statistology.

….

Aragon: Your word is quick-so-tic

Parr: ???

Aragon: k-wickzee-te-ic?

Cleves (looking at the word): Nah I don’t know

Howard (also moving over to look at word): no I think you were right the first time?

Parr: ??? Can I have the definition?

Aragon: Like Don Quizotee

Parr: …. Quixote? Don Quixote? Aragon you’re literally Spanish? what are you doing?

….

Boleyn: Your word is magnanimity

Howard: Yeah no I don’t know how to spell that.

Seymour: MAG

Howard: M-A-G?

Seymour: NAN

Howard: N-A-N?

Seymour: IM

Howard: I-M?

Seymour: ITY

Howard: I-T?

Seymour: ITY

Howard: E?

Boleyn: Seriously?? E??

Howard: I don’t know? It seemed right at the time

…

Boleyn: Are we sure we want this word for Parr? Ok then. Your word is limit

Parr: Are there any alternate pronunciations of this word?

enjoy & thank me later.