if you see a lethargic bee you can give it some sugar water to revive it, or alternatively ask how its doing & actually fucking listen for once
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Peter Solarz

Kaledo Art

if i look back, i am lost
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

shark vs the universe
Three Goblin Art
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
NASA

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

JVL

izzy's playlists!
Acquired Stardust

oozey mess
RMH

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if you see a lethargic bee you can give it some sugar water to revive it, or alternatively ask how its doing & actually fucking listen for once

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only one difference between garage & garbage: b. throw your garage out if there’s a bee in it. that garage is trash now
a joke on tumbler? i better reblog it and add my shitty stupid comment and ruin it. i’m a fucking idiot and i love the choices i’ve made with my life
ants don’t have skeletons
did good on my bread final
no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.
thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it. I’m majoring in bread
will u tell me a story
“You can’t just ride a bear,” she said. “It’s not built for transportation.”
I looked at her cowardly face. “That’s loser talk,” I said.
She was a bit offended but I didn’t care. I was going to ride that grizzly bear and I was going to do it today.
“Give me the lasso out of the bag,” I ordered.
“No… please, don’t do this.”
“That’s loser talk,” I said as I ripped the backpack out of her hands.
The rope was thick and the lasso was heavy, but I had spent every waking hour of my life preparing for this day. A heavy rope wasn’t going to stop me.
“What if it bites you?” she protested.
But I wouldn’t listen. This was my destiny; this was my fate. I slowly approached the grizzly, rope in hand, my fingers ready to strike.
I knew it could sense I was coming. It turned, sniffed the air, and rose up on its hind legs. He was towering, about a foot taller than me, and had thick brown fur shielding him from the cold. I only had my $240 North Face jacket.
“Let’s go. You and me. It’s game time, you dumb bear,” I taunted.
He slowly turned to face me. Our eyes met, and he had a twinkle in his eye that looked like a diamond. It was kind of cute for a bear.
I readied my lasso. The time was right. The wind was settled and the air was clear. It was now or never.
But I couldn’t do it. It was something about the way he tilted his head and stared at me—a sort of innocence and fragility that I had scarcely seen before. I just couldn’t bring myself to tame such a wild beast.
“I can’t do it…. I can’t fight you, bear,” I shouted in tears.
“That’s loser talk,” said the bear.

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instead of saying good morning say good aftermoon
HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT
in the tags, put
- where u live
- ur first language
- what u call this:
science can you get on this please. Need zappy hands. Men are foul.
No. Just no. If a dude says you’re beautiful, you fucking cherish that.
Fucking guys cant give a compliment anymore, yall are cynical narcissists
Accents are the different fonts of language

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this is a mosquito hate blog
mosquitos are so stupid they dont fcking even have toes
Student Caught With Notes During Final; Found not to be Cheating, but Studying for Next Exam
The John Hopkin Newletter, May 9, 2014 (via paradoxical-dreams)
#the real-life plausibility of this is terrifying
(via jaywalkingthroughjhu)
are you a male or female?
i am a blog
a new fashion trend: ink blot stains from those ink things they put on clothes so if you steal them it has ink on it. except now thats the new style and everyone wants it so clothing theft quadruples overnight. macys worst nightmare. thanks
[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain]
i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

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how green is my lettuce
hey, for science, could you guys reblog this and put in the tags
where you live
the language you speak most often
what you call a tiny, overpriced grocery store on a street corner where you go when you just need a carton of milk or a candy bar or something