little gay person in your phone

Well i Love you if that helps

the great news is that there is a beautiful, real backrooms called 'the great outdoors' that you can go get lost in right now

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Oh my gosh you.would be so cute if you weren't a broken person but you are a broken person unlike me who has moved beyond every bad thing that happened to me even ough the world hates me

when I went for my adhd assessment one of the questions was something along the lines of, do you struggle with waiting periods? and I was like, no. I’m an expert at waiting actually, I am so good at it. I carry 1-2 books, my Switch, a crossword puzzle and/or sudoku book, and an assortment of small tactile toys like a spinning top, a Rubik’s cube, a small puzzle slider, etc. at all times in my big bag. I am so good at waiting. No struggles there.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

not just atheist but anti-theist. a divine being descends to earth and im in the background booing

god isn't real but if it was we'd be obligated to imprison it for crimes against humanity