Im Brown And Im Down To Clown

OSHA losha doopety doo, we’ve got a court sopina for you!

reblog for the incredible misspelling of subpoena

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

Excuse me??

Why they dippin the baby like chicken tenders???

did she put cool whip on a carrot

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

It says facts on the book that means it’s a fact also this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever fucking read

I’ll pay a bear to eat you

Comparing the poor to wild animals. Nice one

She won that season too!  She’s so cool and upbeat

Despite being cool.and upbeat (and she is) she also suffers from anxiety and recently started speaking about it in social media. Instagram posta detailing her inability to even go downstairs and how support her fam are etc. She also recently did a bbc documentary about anxiety disorders.

Nadiya is also a perfect example of why diversity in media is important. A government report on community cohesion said she’s done “more for British-Muslim relations than 10 years of government policy”, because her presence on TV has helped to humanize the image of the hijab-wearing Muslim woman in the eyes of the public. She’s not even really a political activist or anything - she’s just a nice, honest, down-to-earth person. Sometimes that’s all it really takes to convince people.

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

I was wondering why all the comparison pictures were the same, then I remembered I’m colourblind…

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends