human•kind

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

i love this, video

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

just say you got an infection from the piercing gun and go

this is the only funny response everyone else shut up

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

britney spears is the reason we’re here today

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

amazing.

Still iconic

me whenever anyone looks at me: *peace sign*

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

people with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes are so pretty.. fantastic combination…