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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

hello mutual ive never spoken to before in my life would you like to be best friends 

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

The woman of your dreams is an autistic pervert on tumblr.com

sorry, but could i have another piece of loot? you see *i tenderly look down and caress my belly* i'm raiding for two right now

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

Everybody wanna be a superstar Get a lot of money drive fancy car