Monkey just sitting there like āHey did you get my ball yetā And the Caveman Astronaut is like āAlmost almost just chill.ā
me, a lower primate witnessing my neolithic second cousin undergo gnostic spiritual ascension: pogchimp
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Monkey just sitting there like āHey did you get my ball yetā And the Caveman Astronaut is like āAlmost almost just chill.ā
me, a lower primate witnessing my neolithic second cousin undergo gnostic spiritual ascension: pogchimp

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Happy New Year!
yo why do adults try to tell middle schoolers not to dye their hair or cut it weird or dress strange. Middle school is the most miserable time of anyoneās life, let them have fun and get a mohawk or something. They donāt have colleges to impress or a boss to worry about. Theyāre 12. Let them be less miserable with their blue hair and bad fashion (so long as itās weather appropriate! I donāt want anyone wearing only a tshirt and jeans in winter!!!) It wonāt kill you to let your kid exercise some control over their appearance that literally will not follow them their whole lives. Who cares if your kid wants to wear unprofessional clothes. Theyāre a kid, they donāt need to be professional.

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That time of year again. Rudolph is helping Papa āDrinks a Crate of 5 Hour Energy Every Dayā Blitzen with wrapping
I'm in a family of vegetarian vampires who bite oranges and suck the juice from them instead of blood. We are on vacation with a family of non-vegetarian vampires who put us in a sauna and steamed us almost to death.
the monster under my bed and the monster in my closet staring each other down:
me: soooooā¦threesome?
I will reblog this every Christmas season Iām on tumblr.
Itās beginning to look a lot like shit scram
Oh my god

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You can still equip the kitty tail plug while topping
Letās not forget the real reason for the season
December 25th is the day the Fellowship departs from Rivendell on their quest to destroy the ring!!
HAPPY FELLOWSHIP DAY!!
i uh. when a little crazy redrawing The Hug
alsoā¦. i heard thereās a secret cut of this in one of the behind the scenes. it was great to watch the 3 minutes make out scene on top of the rock
CW: pregnancy.
on continuation of the trans!gavin being the Christmas slut, a funny plot twist where he get eventually gets knocked up. itās awkward, because a dozen or more of them have to get a paternity test to find out who in the hell this kids other father is.
Bold of you to assume they don't all become the fathers
every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called āmaybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)ā. now, itās important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i donāt want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because heās so ugly itās an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second heās in the living room, the next heās back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
and so it begins..
i was not fucking ready for this photograph
Iām NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.

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The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light š„ŗ
Itās dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!
OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!
My ceiling is filled with blue lights⦠and stars and everything!!
OH Sarah!Ā I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH itās beautiful!
ppl forget the innocence of the elderly⦠if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it
āI can go to bed at night looking at this!ā š„ŗāØ
I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.
I have one! Iāll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours š
It has a buncha colors but these are my faves
Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful
Then the light blue/green makes me feel like Iām underwater, 11/10 love to imagine Iām drowning
And then dark blue bc it feels like Iām in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing
@haileyhurtsĀ where did you get it?
I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty
@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy
My cat trips balls when I use mine š the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking itās a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time
Same energy
this so precious
She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it
always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad
Thereās a strange agony in your childhood best friends moving. Watching chosen snippets. Becoming happier, blossoming with new people, growing
Knowing their growth occurs through distance. Knowing youāre a chain to the past. Knowing home isnāt the same place.
Iām so happy for her. Iām beyond proud of her. I wish I knew who she is now instead of stretching the memory of a child onto a stranger
Hope ur ok / Seven