do you think you have thoughts?

new years resolution 2025: do something they can't control or understand

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

GOOD PUPPY

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery

omg some ppl are so good w words.. the best i can do is ough ough awooga i think

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

diagnosed with "just been in kind of a weird zone lately" disorder and it's terminal

it's not radiation poisoning but the night is young

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

the trans experience of, after running as far away from your forcibly assigned gender as possible, turning around and cautiously approaching it from the other side

here’s your reminder to let yourself create. not create ‘well’, just create. draw badly. write shitty poems. sing stupid songs. make whatever you want & have a great time doing it. that’s what creation is for. it’s self expression, not perfection