Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

Karlach: *sitting with Scratch at camp with a bunch of playing cards*

Arabella: You can read each other's minds??

Thinking of Astarion just trying everything that he shouldn't be able to do as a vampire spawn just to see if he can do it and/or as a way to prove to himself he's in control. Just imagining like

I'm sorry if i'm posting too much pokemon stuff as of late. I just can't get over it. He finally became world champion after all these years. I'm 31 and i just ugly cried while at work because he finally won.

Percy: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?