sexuality explained by spaghetti
first there are the heterosexual uncooked noodles
then after they are boiled, they are the homosexual cooked noodles
then you have the bisexual/pansexual sauce
then you cook your demisexual meat (take note that the meat took a long time to thaw out before it could be used for our meal)
and then you put it on your asexual plate, the plate is asexual because it is the part that you don't eat
now remember, we couldn't have make our spaghetti without the heterosexual uncooked noodles, so now can everyone please stop fucking fighting about this shit, I'm looking at you homophobes















