King O' Foxes

At least I don't have a tumblr

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

Environmental storytelling

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

my mouse is. dying

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

i was gonna make a joke saying "dear Castlevania fans if subweapons are so cool where's the domweapons" but as i was typing it i immediately realized. you literally have a fucking whip

um *goes to sleep*

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There's literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.