sexy genderless mess of flesh

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

Everyone remember to reblog lots of untagged gay porn so your mutual’s family member sitting on the couch next to them can enjoy it too

holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer

in the hierarchy of how much each job benefits society 'pop history youtuber' ranks slightly above 'child poisoner' and slightly below 'pervert chef who cums in the soup'

in any just world the law would recognize that posting a countryball on any platform is an act of aggression and a rocket propelled grenade or perhaps drone based response is appropriate, even necessary,