𝔽𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕊𝕥★𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕙

in Gaza, these are not just passing hot days... they are part of a daily struggle where we live without the most basic comforts.

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

I'm putting together a team... one last job... (jazzy music with a fast tempo and chunky bassline) here's the plan.... (montage of the team actually doing the plan as I narrate the explanation) miss demon lord. You're our grifter... You're gonna go in there and get them talking. Make a distraction, get them looking where we want them too.... miss angel... You're going to be our getaway driver, keep those engines hot for us in case things go loud.... miss dragon you're our technology expert you'll hack the security systems (your dragon fire fries the generator powering them) I'll be the mastermind... I'll be watching from above and coordinating everyone.... and last but not least... dolly fallover. You're our demolitions expert. We need you to get into the vault. (Dolly fallover falls over and there's and explosion behind it)