This is Not a Stairway to Heaven, this is BullS**t

December 14th, 2018

Three days remain

moriré en este barco con dignidad xd 

So I haven’t been on this site for about a week and this morning I suddenly read about the pornocalypse everywhere. lol

I mean, if they’d really just banned the annoying porn pots I’d be cool with it, but the flagging algorithm is so broken that it seems to flag just about any other post at random.

I was curious and took a look at my own stuff. Two things got flagged: A Tribute to Demo (I have absolutely no idea why) and Demoknight (the algorithm probably saw “female-presenting nipples” somewhere lol).

Now we here

Adults: *create a space for other adults*

Minors*: *come into that space* 

Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!!

Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not.

Minors: why are you personally attacking me personally?

Adults: ….????????………… 

Minors: I know you want to fuck children

Me: *looks at fic with one character that’s in his 40′s and another that’s in his 50′s, with no children in sight* 

Me: ………please get out of my house

(I still get a lot of responses to this post calling me a pedo and I am t i r e d of this bottom-of-the-barrel quality discourse)

Minors: that’s not appropriate for children.

Adults: yep! that’s why it’s tagged as explicit and has a warning for mature content and also is tagged for various sex acts in case you’re not into that.

Minors: that type of content makes me uncomfortable.

Adults: we totally get that but that’s why the tags and warnings are on it.

Adults: look you even have to agree:

This work could have adult content. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

Adults: so if you’re not into that type of thing then you can just skip over it.

Minors: it make me uncomfortable.

Adults: ……then… don’t… read it?

Minors: no. 

Minors: you should stop writing it.

Aries: you’re brave even when you don’t feel as if you are. You’re persistent and fierce and the world is going to give you beautiful things and experiences. Just please, don’t give up.

Taurus: you are wonderful and brilliant. You’re vibrant and you outshine everyone in a room as soon as you walk into it. You’re special to so many people. Just please, don’t give up.

Gemini: you are whole. You are going to make it. You’re going to keep moving forward because that’s what you know how to do, you’re going to give the world the excitement that it needs. Just please, don’t give up.

Cancer: you have the heart of gold that everyone wishes they had. You’re a good person with amazing intentions for everyone you meet. Someone out there needs you more than you think. Just please, don’t give up.

Leo: your vibrance never ceases to amaze people. You give people hope, you lift them up when things are going wrong. You are humble and kind and unique. Just please, don’t give up.

Virgo: you never let yourself breathe, you need to remember that you’re going to be better than you ever were. You’re going to finally catch up to all the things you want, you have it in you. Just please, don’t give up.

Libra: you are selfless and pure and you never ask anyone for anything and you are a light in so many peoples lives and you don’t even realize it. Fight for yourself. Just please, don’t give up.

Scorpio: your passion is something that gets so many people through their days. The world could not go on without people like you. Just please, don’t give up.

Sagittarius: you are the true embodiment of a fighter. You have the resilience that never dies and you have the strength to empower so many other people. Just please, don’t give up.

Capricorn: you are so smart, so humorous, so captivating. You make people happy without even knowing it. Your existence means so much. Just please, don’t give up.

Aquarius: you are the friend that everyone needs. You remind people to let go and have fun while they can, you make people feel comfortable to be them. And we need that. Just please, don’t give up.