the fumebo goes crazy in the current vc
to start off the sequence of events with derap and infume in a call, to which derap feels necessary to comment on with "i'm in the cuck chair right now". THEN EVBO JOINS THE CALL, and derap continues with "NOW I'M REALLY IN THE CUCK CHAIR". evbo leaves.
but oh boy did he come back prepared. he left that call, took a deep breath and joined back to obliterate this man. like five minutes into the flirting and infume is saying shit like "there is excitement.. somewhere". BROTHER. pull yourself together. infume sits there giggling while evbo glazes feinberg ("when feinberg went all in on me i got goosebumps", "that was the most exciting thing to ever happen"). derap unmutes to cry in VC. we are witnessing pure cinema
and then we get derap coaching session number one but it's just focused on getting infume to flirt back @ evbo. they try to shift things towards the coaching session, and evbo asks what the coaching is gonna look like. infume goes on about it's based on what evbo needs, and this fucker hits him back with a "i need you"
"we could do some stuff right now"
"...speedrunning, right?"
i cannot make this up. it gets worse. evbo asks permission to go to the bathroom, and derap hits him with a "you need some rest for round two"
and midoffs have only just begun