Hi! Call me Bird, Birdie, Nosy Bird, Birb, or any variation thereof; I love nicknames, so have fun with it. They/them.
Do send me asks, but note that I may be slow to answer!! It doesn't mean I didn't receive or didn't like it. please be patient with me <3
This is an 18+ blog where I get to be un-normal about various things. Sometimes that means sticking my beak where it doesn't belong, sometimes that means being horny about taboo subjects, and generally it's a space away from my main social medias where I don't have to worry about judgement or scrutiny.
Current insanity: Minecraft Speedrunning
Previously: Hermitcraft/Life Series
This blog will include: Real Person Fiction, NSFW content, and topics/kinks such as infidelity, incest, noncon, piss, gore, and more. (More detailed list below)
Don't Like, Don't Read — Continue at your own risk.
v Tag Directory v
#squawking: all my yapping
#general nosiness: speculation/theorizing/collecting info
#chicken scratch: my writing
#the collection: catch-all for clips/images/art I want to save
#clippings / #photodump / #chattings: my own posts - for clips; images/screenshots; twitch & minecraft chats
#haterism: for drama, discourse, & general negativity
#lb: liveblogging
#asks
#favorites
#personal
character tag is #birds-(name) - minus the brackets, ex. #birds-doogile
> uses the name they most commonly go by
> frequently: Doogile, Silverr, Feinberg, Infume, Steez, Edcr
#rpf and #cubitos are used to distinguish cc vs. c (only when relevant)
#partners/spouses: tag for creators' partners who aren't creators themselves
Old system: #c(name) = character; #cc(name) = content creator. all my old Hermitcraft stuff is under these tags.
Kinks will be tagged as they are. I don't use "tw/cw" or "___ kink" tags.
#consent things: catch-all for noncon, dubcon, and cnc (are also individually tagged)
> other topics: piss, infidelity, marriage/divorce, omegaverse, breeding, pregnancy, eggs, eye fucking, monster/mob fucking
> things I DON'T do: daddy/mommy, ageplay, vore, scat, feet, diapers
Feel free to ask my opinions on any kink not listed, I don't judge and I'm open to a lot of stuff. But don't send anything detailed until you know for sure it's something I'm okay with.
Note: I tag my own posts, but rarely tag reblogs. Sorry, I'm lazy :P
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I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-
It also forever ruins your relationship with people who enjoy popular ships ESPECIALLY if you find yourself suddenly in a massive fandom.
like if you think a ship that I do believe has over 15,000 works is a RAREPAIR I will personally end your bloodline and destroy all you hold dear. My favorite ship has ELEVEN works on ao3.
Hax should become a sugarbaby I think. When Max brought up Hax visiting Brighton more often, Hax complained that it was expensive, despite winning 10k at worlds. I think he needs a nice rich person (I would say Fein, but I think Hax would feel too guilty if it was someone he knew) to just shower him in cash so that he doesn’t have to worry about money.
And of course, even though Hax is providing things in return for the money, he still feels guilty. He feels like it’s not enough. The other person is so kind, paying for anything Hax could possibly want, and they’re not even asking for much in return. All they ask for is pictures of Hax, not even fully naked.
Hax feels like he should be giving them more. They’re doing so much for him after all. So maybe one day he sends a picture of his dick. And the person just showers him in compliments. Tells Hax just how pretty he is, how they would do anything to see his dick in person. Hax hesitates at that, but the other person persists. They’ve given him so much money, it’s only fair right? A little something to say thanks for all they’ve provided him over the past few months. And Hax feels so guilty. He feels like he has to. They even offer to pay for his entire trip there, as well as the best accommodations. Hax agrees.
When hax eventually meets up with them in person, they shower him in compliments and gifts. And Hax feels guilty after every single gift, because he’s not providing anything right after like he’s used to. Normally he’s sent cash, and he’ll send a picture in return. Now though, he’s just getting gifts and giving nothing in return. It makes him feel terrible. But. They did say they wanted to see his dick in person… one night they invite him to their house, and Hax works up the courage to ask them if they want anything. Anything at all, in exchange for all the gifts and the trip. Hax is expecting them to ask him to take his clothes off. Not crowd him against a wall and kiss him.
He wasn’t expecting them to lick into his mouth, trail their hand under his sweats, and palm at his soft dick. And Hax hasn’t done anything close to this before. But. He feels like he owes them. He doesn’t want to ask them to stop because he feels like he owes them this. And they know that too. They eventually stroke him to full hardness, and make Hax come without ever even taking off his pants.
After that incident, Hax is ready to call off the arrangement there. However, one day they send him a link. It’s an apparentement for rent, close to where they live, but not an inconvenient ways away from Hax’s university. And they’re offering to give him rent money.
Hax could move out. He wouldn’t need to live with his uncle anymore. He could hang out with his friends whenever he wanted and he could have freedom. The offer is too good to decline. The person just requests that he come visit them once a month for the money. And Hax is desperate, so he accepts.
When he moves in at first, the meetings with the other person stay relatively casual. They chat and sometimes Hax will get hugged, but not much more than that. But one day, they tell Hax that his rent has increased. And they’re going to need more in order to pay for it. And Hax doesn’t want to lose his independence, to have to move back in with his uncle, so he agrees to have sex with the other, once a month. He has no other option.
But eventually, they start requesting his company more often. And Hax can’t stand up for himself, he’s too scared to decline and lose his appartement. So even when monthly sex turns into biweekly, and then weekly, he doesn’t say anything. They give him so much, and he can’t lose it.
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so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”
thinking about feinberg who's a bit go with the motions now when it comes to mobfucking because of how many runs he's done. but then they add the warden. and woah. now it's a whole new world. (I think the timeline would have to change a bit for this to make sense but shhh). thinking about the first time he comes face to face with a warden on the update and he's super cocky abt it cause c'mon he's feinberg. but then the warden is much bigger and more aggressive than he was thinking and holy shit his cock is huge and it pins him down and just does Not stop. he's come like three times and thinking how the hell is he gonna do this in a run without getting either majorly distracted or killed. (overlapping hdwgh with fucking the warden. Fein does a bunch of tests to see if it works. and maybe just maybe he keeps messing up a bit on purpose. oops guess I'll have to start all over again....)
Ohhhhh. Oh. Yeahh.
He’s run AA countless times before, he’s dealt with every single other mob easily, so this one should be no different. But when he sees the warden’s cock for the first time, he realizes he definitely should have done more research. Because while it may be really dark in the cave, he can still make out just how massive its cock is. And. He thinks he can see barbs.
But he’s too far into the run to stop now, and surely he can do it. He’s been fucked by so many mobs, he’s used to it. He’s literally the best AA runner of all time. He’ll be fine.
So he shakes off his reluctance and continues. And. Holy fuck. The warden’s cock is so big when it presses into him. The warden pretty much folds him in half and rearranges his guts. If he was coherent enough he could press his hand to his abdomen and feel the bulge there, but he’s so out of it there’s nothing he can do except take it. He just has to come over and over until the warden decides it’s done with him. And what he doesn’t know is the warden will only leave when he’s quiet… so his moans are just keeping it going. Eventually he passes out, and the warden finally leaves once no sound is being made for a while.
And maybe… Fein gets a little addicted. He tries over and over in practice to find the perfect route for dealing with the warden. Trying to overlap, or doing it at the end, but every time he insists there’s a better way… starting it all over again just to feel the warden’s cock splitting him open <3
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They should add an advancement in Minecraft that you can only get by being fucked by every single hostile mob. Specifically because I think it would be awesome for AA runs
When is someone going to invent aphrodisiacs that make you so incredibly horny they basically put you into heat. I need to give them to speedrunners. I wanna see Fein bent over his kitchen table, grinding against the flat surface because he’s so horny he can’t think straight and there’s no one to help him out
Silverrruns. I need him so desperate to be fucked by anything that he’ll choose the closest object to fuck himself with. On the floor of his room, fucking himself with a glass bottle because that’s all he has. The aphrodisiacs make him so sensitive too that he can come untouched multiple times in a row just from a bottle up his ass <3 so sensitive he doesn’t even need to touch himself
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hi folks... it's me, with a truly small fic! only 500 words, just a little drabble from my spinny wheel thing. which hilariously gave me haxfume. no plot, only sex.
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Hi i cannottttt stop thinking about baby fever mongey. Lowkey i think he and rowl would be such good parents (after rowl gets over the fact mongey is probably baby trapping him). Mongey teaching their kid the most absurd life hacks ever and rowl losing his mind trying to stop them from cooking an egg in the same pan as instant noodles because "It's more optimized like that". Mongey as the fun parent and rowl as the more serious parent. It's so so good. I love you 7mongey baby.... 7mongey babytrapping au.......đź’đź’đź’
i’ve genuinely been thinking abt the mongey babytrapping rowl thing for like days straight now. this concept is so…… Waow. mongey babytraps rowl but tbh rowl is having the time of his life (or he can suffer. idk whatever makes u happy! i like putting that guy in situations!) but yea lowkey they’d be great parents. i think they’d trade off being the fun parent and the serious parent. like mongey is teaching that kid some of the most insane shit ever and rowl is flabbergasted that somebody’s mind works like that. but then at the same time, they get a phone call home that their kid got into a fight at school and mongey’s first question is “are they okay?” while rowl’s first question is “did they win?” (and these two questions are equally important). wait originally this idea was supposed to be horny and angsty. now it’s just fluffy and cute. i mean i guess it can be both. and hey after they have the first kid, mongey would convince rowl to have another bc “we have to give our kid a sibling, right? only children are so lonely!” and rowl is stuck again (he’s not even considering ever leaving at this point). i’m thinking soooo much about this. mongey babytrapping rowl. what a beautiful world we live in
