Hi! Call me Bird, Birdie, Nosy Bird, Birb, or any variation thereof; I love nicknames, so have fun with it. They/them.
Do send me asks, but note that I may be slow to answer!! It doesn't mean I didn't receive or didn't like it. please be patient with me <3
This is an 18+ blog where I get to be un-normal about various things. Sometimes that means sticking my beak where it doesn't belong, sometimes that means being horny about taboo subjects, and generally it's a space away from my main social medias where I don't have to worry about judgement or scrutiny.
Current insanity: Minecraft Speedrunning
Previously: Hermitcraft/Life Series
This blog will include: Real Person Fiction, NSFW content, and topics/kinks such as infidelity, incest, noncon, piss, gore, and more. (More detailed list below)
Don't Like, Don't Read — Continue at your own risk.
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#squawking: all my yapping
#general nosiness: speculation/theorizing/collecting info
#chicken scratch: my writing
#the collection: catch-all for clips/images/art I want to save
#clippings / #photodump / #chattings: my own posts - for clips; images/screenshots; twitch & minecraft chats
#haterism: for drama, discourse, & general negativity
#lb: liveblogging
#asks
#favorites
#personal
character tag is #birds-(name) - minus the brackets, ex. #birds-doogile
> uses the name they most commonly go by
> frequently: Doogile, Silverr, Feinberg, Infume, Steez, Edcr
#rpf and #cubitos are used to distinguish cc vs. c (only when relevant)
#partners/spouses: tag for creators' partners who aren't creators themselves
Old system: #c(name) = character; #cc(name) = content creator. all my old Hermitcraft stuff is under these tags.
Kinks will be tagged as they are. I don't use "tw/cw" or "___ kink" tags.
#consent things: catch-all for noncon, dubcon, and cnc (are also individually tagged)
> other topics: piss, infidelity, marriage/divorce, omegaverse, breeding, pregnancy, eggs, eye fucking, monster/mob fucking
> things I DON'T do: daddy/mommy, ageplay, vore, scat, feet, diapers
Feel free to ask my opinions on any kink not listed, I don't judge and I'm open to a lot of stuff. But don't send anything detailed until you know for sure it's something I'm okay with.
Note: I tag my own posts, but rarely tag reblogs. Sorry, I'm lazy :P
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thinking about feinberg who's a bit go with the motions now when it comes to mobfucking because of how many runs he's done. but then they add the warden. and woah. now it's a whole new world. (I think the timeline would have to change a bit for this to make sense but shhh). thinking about the first time he comes face to face with a warden on the update and he's super cocky abt it cause c'mon he's feinberg. but then the warden is much bigger and more aggressive than he was thinking and holy shit his cock is huge and it pins him down and just does Not stop. he's come like three times and thinking how the hell is he gonna do this in a run without getting either majorly distracted or killed. (overlapping hdwgh with fucking the warden. Fein does a bunch of tests to see if it works. and maybe just maybe he keeps messing up a bit on purpose. oops guess I'll have to start all over again....)
Ohhhhh. Oh. Yeahh.
He’s run AA countless times before, he’s dealt with every single other mob easily, so this one should be no different. But when he sees the warden’s cock for the first time, he realizes he definitely should have done more research. Because while it may be really dark in the cave, he can still make out just how massive its cock is. And. He thinks he can see barbs.
But he’s too far into the run to stop now, and surely he can do it. He’s been fucked by so many mobs, he’s used to it. He’s literally the best AA runner of all time. He’ll be fine.
So he shakes off his reluctance and continues. And. Holy fuck. The warden’s cock is so big when it presses into him. The warden pretty much folds him in half and rearranges his guts. If he was coherent enough he could press his hand to his abdomen and feel the bulge there, but he’s so out of it there’s nothing he can do except take it. He just has to come over and over until the warden decides it’s done with him. And what he doesn’t know is the warden will only leave when he’s quiet… so his moans are just keeping it going. Eventually he passes out, and the warden finally leaves once no sound is being made for a while.
And maybe… Fein gets a little addicted. He tries over and over in practice to find the perfect route for dealing with the warden. Trying to overlap, or doing it at the end, but every time he insists there’s a better way… starting it all over again just to feel the warden’s cock splitting him open <3
They should add an advancement in Minecraft that you can only get by being fucked by every single hostile mob. Specifically because I think it would be awesome for AA runs
When is someone going to invent aphrodisiacs that make you so incredibly horny they basically put you into heat. I need to give them to speedrunners. I wanna see Fein bent over his kitchen table, grinding against the flat surface because he’s so horny he can’t think straight and there’s no one to help him out
Silverrruns. I need him so desperate to be fucked by anything that he’ll choose the closest object to fuck himself with. On the floor of his room, fucking himself with a glass bottle because that’s all he has. The aphrodisiacs make him so sensitive too that he can come untouched multiple times in a row just from a bottle up his ass <3 so sensitive he doesn’t even need to touch himself
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hi folks... it's me, with a truly small fic! only 500 words, just a little drabble from my spinny wheel thing. which hilariously gave me haxfume. no plot, only sex.
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Hi i cannottttt stop thinking about baby fever mongey. Lowkey i think he and rowl would be such good parents (after rowl gets over the fact mongey is probably baby trapping him). Mongey teaching their kid the most absurd life hacks ever and rowl losing his mind trying to stop them from cooking an egg in the same pan as instant noodles because "It's more optimized like that". Mongey as the fun parent and rowl as the more serious parent. It's so so good. I love you 7mongey baby.... 7mongey babytrapping au.......💭💭💭
i’ve genuinely been thinking abt the mongey babytrapping rowl thing for like days straight now. this concept is so…… Waow. mongey babytraps rowl but tbh rowl is having the time of his life (or he can suffer. idk whatever makes u happy! i like putting that guy in situations!) but yea lowkey they’d be great parents. i think they’d trade off being the fun parent and the serious parent. like mongey is teaching that kid some of the most insane shit ever and rowl is flabbergasted that somebody’s mind works like that. but then at the same time, they get a phone call home that their kid got into a fight at school and mongey’s first question is “are they okay?” while rowl’s first question is “did they win?” (and these two questions are equally important). wait originally this idea was supposed to be horny and angsty. now it’s just fluffy and cute. i mean i guess it can be both. and hey after they have the first kid, mongey would convince rowl to have another bc “we have to give our kid a sibling, right? only children are so lonely!” and rowl is stuck again (he’s not even considering ever leaving at this point). i’m thinking soooo much about this. mongey babytrapping rowl. what a beautiful world we live in
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thinking about doog made to sit under a table and beg for scraps at dinnertime. no words, just whimpers, crawling from one chair to the next and staring up with those pleading eyes of his. sometimes he's treated with little bits of food, hand-fed to him sneakily while no one's looking. sometimes they get dangled above him, teasing, until he performs a trick or barks prettily enough to be rewarded. sometimes he just gets ignored, the conversation carrying on above him like he doesn't exist, or nudged away by a foot to the side.
and sometimes he's beckoned over and given a proper meal. someone offering him their cock or cunt to mouth at instead, to shut up his whining and fill him up with their cum or piss. a hand gripping his hair and holding him down to make sure he doesn't spill. a boot shoved between his legs for him to rut against.
after dinner he can lick the grease off their fingers and plates, and clean up the mess he dripped onto the floor. that's what dogs are for, after all!
You keep blaming Oliver for your bad rng and bad seeds? Well how about you get on your knees then, hm? If you’re good maybe he’ll consider helping you out <3
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literally i think you can tell so much about a person by what they avoid saying and doing and the mechanisms of how they avoid doing it and i think it is our moral imperative to notice that information and use it to write rpf
Daffoooooo, it's me ☕ anon. i sent @ nosybirdnoises an ask but i genuinely think it got obliterated by the character limit/glitch-deleted or something because its been like 5 days 😭 that or i scared them off
shame bc i was hoping the ask would get back to you. but basically back to the forced pregnancy thing (keeping it tldr short, there's a character limit to anon asks???), this is a scenario of mine that transcends fandoms but think haxbggau pregnancy right?
imagine HBG meets hax in real life for the first time, maybe lfi or worlds??, and they get him blackout drunk. like dead to the world, knockout r**fie, limp on the bed. So blackout in fact that he straight up doesn't remember losing his virginity and the entire HBG roster taking turns with him. when he wakes up they tell him oh he just banged his head against the door drunk or something and poor boy so embarrassed he doesn't even want to think about it anymore.
now this can be transmasc hax or omegaverse fastforward 3 months later and hax finds out he's pregnant af. and he's immediately freaking out bc isn't he a virgin right??? and his very traditional very Asian family is lecturing him about purity culture and hes scared and calls HBG abt it, maybe Infume first. and hes insisting that hes never been with anyone and HBG lowkey is like 'right I totally believe you (slut)' fully knowing they were the ones that got him pregnant (even tossed out his birth control in the shared condo). they offer him to live with hbg members away from his family and of course hax takes the offer. and if hbg starts convincing him to wear maternity dresses and skirts and pretty things and call her good girl instead of boy as her pregnancy progresses, well that's not that crazy right?
HELLO THIS IS BEAUTIFUL (i HIGHLY doubt you scared birdie off lmao)
I loooooooove this. i’ve never thought about hax getting disowned and becoming *that* reliant on streaming, mcsr, and hbg, thats so delicious. and oh the manipulation of it all. sure you are a virgin hax. sure. thats why you’ll let us all fuck you (again). hax’s belly starts growing and their shirts are too uncofortable. HBG buys them some nice maternity wear, why is it pink and frilly and a dress? well would they rather go around shirtless?
i;ve thought about transmasc hax a bit before.. i just want him to have a pussy honestly… but imagine he looks exactly how he does now, his chest is flat enough he doesn’t need to bind, just wear slightly baggy shirts or layers. but being shirtless is still so weird because he *does* have boobs and HBG won’t stop staring…. and as the pregnancy progresses his tits get all swollen and his nipples get sensitive…
the omegaverse rpf angle is also very intriguing (thanks shadow for introducing this idea into my brain i can’t stop thinking about mtboiau) mostly because i can make my own rules about how pregnancy works…. maybe hax being a male omega means if he gets knocked up his body starts producing way more estrogen and suddenly his tits are growing and his dick is shrinking and the heart suppressants aren’t working anymore…
this is amazing i love it. i like everything about forced pregnancy right up until we have to deal with a baby, or like pregnancy health problems…. im too woke pregnancy is scary…. but mpreg and force fem… yummy….
