Hi! Call me Bird, Birdie, Nosy Bird, Birb, š¦, or any variation thereof; I love nicknames, so have fun with it. They/them.
Do send me asks, but note that I may be slow to answer!! It doesn't mean I didn't receive or didn't like it. please be patient with me <3
This is an 18+ blog where I get to be un-normal about various things. Sometimes that means sticking my beak where it doesn't belong, sometimes that means being horny about taboo subjects, and generally it's a space away from my main social medias where I don't have to worry about judgement or scrutiny.
Current insanity: Minecraft Speedrunning
Previously: Hermitcraft/Life Series
This blog will include: Real Person Fiction, NSFW content, and topics/kinks such as infidelity, incest, noncon, piss, gore, and more. (More detailed list below)
Don't Like, Don't Read ā Continue at your own risk.
v Tag Directory v
#squawking: all my yapping
#general nosiness: speculation/theorizing/collecting info
#chicken scratch: my writing
#the collection: catch-all for clips/images/art I want to save
#clippings / #photodump / #chattings: my own posts - for clips; images/screenshots; twitch & minecraft chats
#haterisms: for drama, discourse, & general negativity
#lb: liveblogging
#asks
#favorites
#personal
character tag is #birds-(name) - minus the brackets, ex. #birds-doogile
> uses the name they most commonly go by
> frequently: Doogile, Steez, Edcr, Silverr, Feinberg, Infume
#rpf and #cubitos are used to distinguish cc vs. c (only when relevant)
#partners/spouses: tag for creators' partners who aren't creators themselves
Old system: #c(name) = character; #cc(name) = content creator. all my old Hermitcraft stuff is under these tags.
Kinks will be tagged as they are. I don't use "tw/cw" or "___ kink" tags.
#consent things: catch-all for noncon, dubcon, and cnc (are also individually tagged)
> other topics: piss, infidelity, marriage/divorce, omegaverse, breeding, pregnancy, eggs, eye fucking, monster/mob fucking
> things I DON'T do: daddy/mommy, ageplay, vore, scat, feet, diapers
Feel free to ask my opinions on any kink not listed, I don't judge and I'm open to a lot of stuff. But don't send anything detailed until you know for sure it's something I'm okay with.
Note: I tag my own posts, but rarely tag reblogs. Sorry, I'm lazy :P
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im the anon that said id write the 7mongey babytrapping fic and here it is! https://archiveofourown.org/works/88190461 i think it could be a lot better but its not too shabby
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ANON HOLYYYYY FUCKKKK THIS IS SO EVERYTHING TO ME. THANK U FOR THIS. THANK U SO DEARLY. I AM READING THIS #ONTHECLOCK RIGHT NOW. CAN EVERYBODY READ THISNPLEEEEEASE. mongey poking holes in rowls condom so that rowl will stay with him. he wants to see rowl pregnant soooo bad. anon im genuinely giddy right now. this is like everything to me. and the ending implication of mongey having contingency plans. woah. waow. iām literally at work right now so i canāt be more coherent but expect a very long comment from me later ššššš
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as someone who only knows steez from your blog his relationship with daisy seems so interesting
right??? I'm fairly sure they're dating, like they have to be. they bicker in a very couple-y way, Daisy is always showing up in chats anywhere Steez is, Steez listens exclusively to her playlist on stream, they've implied having "plans" (dates?) together a few times.... they're very cute and I'm excited to see how they interact in duo or die š
is it weird to say that I was previously soog agnostic but now I'm a believer based on the clips I have been seeing come through on this blog. You're so TAS for enlightening me
YAY I'M SO GLAD ššš it makes me so happy to know that my clips posting is actually working to get other people to see what I see <3
hi i just binged ur socmed haxfume au and it was the funniest thing ever i love everything about it. i was live reacting it to a friend and constantly sending screenshots please never stop being u.
i will not lie i have an ulterior motive, as someone who loves dannysoog i beg u to let danny join the evil silverr polycule PLEASE. MY SEASON 1 PODIUM HAVERS ARE SOULMATES. trust me soog are soulmates written in the stars and dannyboy is that random guy no one invited who stumbled his way into this shit accidentally and is constantly running to catch up to them š here is a clip to support my insanity: twitch dot tv/dandannyboy/clip/MuddyGeniusCakeBibleThump-B85DOrskW5y9u2gaš BUT GENUINELY DONT FEEL ANY PRESSURE TO DO THIS š KEEP BEING YOU š UR WORK IS HILARIOUS š im only shooting my shot since im guessing ur mainly an infume main and havent seen much of silverrs insane chemistry with his first 5 boyfriends. (i will defend the belief that haxfume only became silverrbfs just for the 67 joke. they are imposters -- said with much love) and wanna spread the s1 throuple agenda š feel free to ignore this entire suggestion im just incredibly feral abt silverrs evil polycule. just know u are the funniest mf on hereš once again ur fic is so good cant wait for more š
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THANK U SM ANON!! ok i know this ask is a couple days old (im sorry) but the timing that u sent it is SO funny bc genuinely the morning before u sent this, i was writing the socmedau and i wrote this little bit abt danny and silver
like this timing was just rlly funny. BUT I AM VERY OPEN TO THIS PROPAGANDA
i watch silverr occasionally and i am always intrigued by his dynamic with other people. heās literally constantly flirting with men heās such a whore /affectionate. its hard to delve into characters other than hax and infume in the socmedau bc of the format (which is why we had to have a wholeass interlude abt rowl and mongey) but i think abt my characters. a lot. and my intention for danny has always been that heās pretending to not want to be part of the evil silverreigndoog polycule but he desperately wants to be included but he doesnāt want to actually say that out loud. basically heās being āITS NOT LIKE I LIKE U OR ANYTHINGā about it.
also that clip is so šš heās such a loser heās so happy to be included. soog + their guy who just follows them from a distance. they remind me of this meme and danny is the middle guy
danny is such a guy heās so funny to me. iām imagining him having a big ass crush on soog and heās like ātheyāre never going to want me bc they have each other :( iām pining after two taken guys :( im so chopped :(ā meanwhile soog are both plotting on how theyāre supposed to get danny to join. theyāre inviting him on dates and dannyās like āso nice of them to include me :) too bad they donāt want to fuck me :(ā and soog are actively trying to take of dannyās pants.
iām falling victim to the dannysoog propaganda actually i get it. i see it.
i think a lot of the plot lines in the socmedau are going to be like. sort of unresolved. bc i think itās so much funnier that way. but the silverr polycule will grow. he deserves it
-fake vod anon but i changed my mind so feel free to share this
(link - a playlist of edcr vods)
HELLO???? I'm. this is so incredibly kind, I don't know how to respond?? thank you SO much like holy shit, you didn't have to do this at all and. idk it's just blowing my mind that anyone would put that much effort into something where I kinda thought I was the only one who cared š„¹
it is always ok to feed the bird and I appreciate it so so much. thank you again ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
hello guys. rarepair dropped. im pretty sure im the first person EVER to talk about them. please if this is wrong please tell me who talks about them so I talk to that person since I Am Interested
kap x nahan
yeah ok like dude he like guys the whole time he sat with nahan who AWW DUDE HE SAT IN THE CORNER AND kap sat next to him.... and.. guys awww guys awwww
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living the #tummy troubles life rn and imagining a fun little "oopsie fein's rly rly easy to put into subspace" scenario to feel better.
like, we're talking "fruit pushes him against a wall for the purpose of the meme and fein blushes and stares at him with his pupils blown out". fruit grins, says "oh, you like this? what if i do this?" and uses a hand to tilt fein's face towards him, giving him a brief kiss. fein moans loudly into it. fruit slots a knee between fein's thighs and he starts humping it. fruit coos about how adorable he is, how this is amazing and he loves seeing fein like this, and fein blushes darker, whimpering. he cums in his sweatpants.
we're talking "meets boosfer irl and boosfer jabs him in the neck while pointing and bitching and fein's mouth falls open to pant". boosfer interrupts himself to respond. "bro. you cannot be serious right now. if i put my hand on your neck and you moan i will lose it." and he does. fein doesn't moan - but his hips buck forward and his eyes roll back. boosfer degrades him for being easy, for being so horny, for how hard he gets from the slightest threat of violence. fein tells him to shut up, but his voice is tiny, and boosfer sneers and hits him. fein meekly requests he do it harder. boosfer does, and when fein falls over, grinds his foot onto Fein's dick in complete disgust and fascination. he tells fein to open his mouth and stay quiet, and facefucks him, cumming down his throat. for every sound fein made, boosfer slaps or kicks him. fein is left needy and unfinished.
we're talking "poundy gropes his ass in an elevator for funsies and lols, and fein visibly rolls into it, and is visibly semi hard when they leave the elevator." poundy sees this, and teases him, how he's actually such a slut, isn't he? maybe poundy could show him a good time, let him bounce on it and make out with someone who treats him like the eager cumdump he is. and fein is now tenting badly. poundy palms his dick and says it's a shame how useless it is on a guy who doesn't use it. when fein just mewls and looks dazed, poundy reaches into his sweatpants, grabs fein by the dick, and tugs him to his hotel room like he's holding his hand. and he debates if fein is good enough at sex to please him if poundy rides him, because if he can't get poundy off that way, he's probably good at getting on his knees for his superiors. and oh boy does fein blush and moan at that. in the end, poundy preps himself, and makes fein fuck him just the way he likes it. when fein cums fast, he laughs and ribs him for it. he demands fein to get on his knees, and fein is drooling on his dick before he can get much further. poundy pulls out to cum on his face, and takes a pic for the memory.
Oh noā¦ horror scares infume so badā¦ I sure hope the next time he plays a horror game the monsters donāt pin him to the ground and fuck him while he cries and whimpers in fearā¦ that would be terribleā¦
Oh man I sure hope ghostie doesnāt watch and laugh at how scared he is while getting fucked by the monstersā¦ insulting him for being such a wimp <3
Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.
This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?
Fein sucking Infumeās dick right after infume orgasms. Infumeās all sensitive and twitchy the second Feinās mouth gets on him, but Fein doesnāt move when Infumeās hand digs painfully into his hair. In fact, Fein keeps going until infume is crying from overstimulation.
Once infume is sobbing at how sensitive he is, Fein takes his mouth off and presses a vibrator to Infumeās dick. He also pins Infumeās hands above his head because he keeps trying to hide his face and muffle his whimpers and Fein wants to hear his pathetic noises and watch the tears stream down his face <3
okay. I have 4 clips from this stream and a lot to talk about. so what if next week was just, Steez AA Week for my blog. a clip a day? and then I yap? that sound good? ok cool
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hrmmm... doogile getting fucked on his knees with his head held down by his hair... hand covering his mouth while he moans and gasps and mmghnns... eyes screwed shut and lashes damp...
