DID U DO UR HW YET?????

Breakfast: Okay, eating healthy, rack up all those calories first thing, so I can burn that off through the day, and not be so hungry by the time dinner comes.

Snack: Bananas, though extremely phallic and slightly inappropriate to eat outside of home, are quite delicious, and full of amazing vitamins and minerals. *eat, proud of me*

Snack?: Maybe I can sneak in a little indulgence and burn that off... *eat cookie*

Lunch: Okay, well, pasta's not quite the healthiest choice, but it'll do. *throw on cheese*

Second Lunch: okay, uh, maybe a couple sushi rolls might do... *buys all you can eat sushi*

Third Lunch: I'm... Still... Hungry... *eats small order of fries*

Lunch, Ver. 3.5: *actually, make it a large order of fries*

Snack: So, these guys just HAD to open their cupcake store on today of all days *buys cupcake*

Actually, wait: *buys three cupcakes*

I regret this: *ughhhh too many cuppies*

Dinner:

It's only 5 PM, this isn't dinner: *snacks on a chicken wing platter with blue cheese dressing at Boston Pizza*

Okay, dinner now: hOW MANY TIMES HAVE I EATEN

Oh, the guy I'm going out with texted me: *eats a 'healthy' noodle bowl at some vegan restaurant downtown* "Ugh, I've barely eaten today, I'm SO HUNGRY"

so, thanks to @duskgazer, i’m watching voltron

coran speaks space aussie or something because m y e a r s c a n ‘ t f i g u r e i t o u t

LIVE IT UP

SEIZE THE DAY

KILL YOUR ENEMIES

HOLD THE CUTE ONES FOR RANSOM

ACTUALLY

NVM KILL THEM TOO

DON’T TOUCH YOURSELF TOO HARD OR ULL GET BLIND

ILY

Me, an intellectual: An exclusive, social gathering between two individuals, of which, either parties agree to "get to know the other person" through thorough and stimulating conversation, simultaneously alongside a social activity, involving leisure, recreation, or satiating one's hunger. Concluding said gathering, both parties then decide whether continuing social engagement is either necessary or unnecessary, either terminating or steadying meetings in the nearer future, in hopes of officiating exclusivity between both parties.

Someone: Damn, that's... That's actually pretty legit.