despite everything, it’s still you.

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw

like I'm sympathetic, it's hard work, it takes some degree of mental organisation and physical capacity that is not equally accessible to every human being on earth. I know. but regardless of how much you can do and how often, you will get better results across the board if you can frame it as positive effort towards a better situation instead of perpetually self flagellating for having the sin of being a solid thing in physical space that steadily accumulates dirt no matter what just like everything else on earth

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

"if its not explicitly stated in the text then you shouldnt read it that way" so there is this thing called first grade english class. we can go together if youre scared ill even hold your hand

ppl be softening up the word yaoi. lets just say it as it is. gay porn is awesome

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

Did you know eating breakfast makes you feel better ? Like an actual meal and everything. Had a yummy eggwich bagel and an apple and two coffees today and I feel like I just removed a status effect

The status effect would probably be "hungry"

I will walk around feeling like I'm taking poison damage -1 -1 -1 whole time it's cause I only ate a protein bar and called it "minmaxxing nutrients". Well I cast Egg Sandwich Bagel and Apple

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

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