Life Is What You Make Of It

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

I love how wolves & humans - so disparately sized - looked at each other and said, ‘Huh. That looks friend-shaped.’

youse guys getting pokemon cock or pokemon balls?

how abour ookemone enejejjvkj jj jvjcjcjcjjfjjjf to the jjjrjiifi

what was that? *tazes you again*

Imagine being able to talk to people without sounding like a fuckin idiot

“i just shidded and farded and camed my pants” is still one of the funniest images ever created