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affection is dumb and gross drown me in it

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youngchronicpain

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

twyrine

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

davvic

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

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The morning murps

breaktotheotherside

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

thegravelbro

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

weaver-z

Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point

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Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

laylainalaska

While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison.

Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:

And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.

And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:

Wolves are huge.

weaselle

dude, i’m tellin you, for real Sometimes people ask if my klee kai is a wolf, like, seriously. And I’m always like oh no, ha ha he kind of looks like one, though, hunh? But inside I’m always like “uh, my dog weighs thirty pounds, wolves weigh more than me and my dog put together – if he was a wolf you wouldn’t be asking if he was a wolf, you’d be peeing your pants and demanding we leave”

like, a wolf is as tall when lying down as most dogs are standing. here, see for yourself. Labs are a very dog-sized dog, wouldn’t you say? Check this out

(this is a wolf in Alaska that found an unfenced dog park and slowly over the course of months learned how to hang out and have fun with the dogs)

weaselle

SO BIG THO - here, have some more examples

shrewreadings

I love how wolves & humans - so disparately sized - looked at each other and said, ‘Huh. That looks friend-shaped.’

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poetic-pics

I have never felt the urge…

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iamoutofideas

youse guys getting pokemon cock or pokemon balls?

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how abour ookemone enejejjvkj jj jvjcjcjcjjfjjjf to the jjjrjiifi

iamoutofideas

what was that? *tazes you again*

1o9

Imagine being able to talk to people without sounding like a fuckin idiot

blackarachnya

“i just shidded and farded and camed my pants” is still one of the funniest images ever created

blackarachnya

literally no matter how many times i see this it always reduces me to tears

drxgonfly

(by Stephen Byrne)

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