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And you do indeed look very cool and powerful playing Beyblade

Queer joy detected!

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

prev the etymology is that i was 6 years old and couldn't remember the real end of the mnemonic poem and i was trying to make my brother laugh

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

there’s definitely a gulf between someone who knows how to play chess and someone who plays chess, but it’s nothing compared to scrabble

specifically, “uwu” is being added to the international english scrabble dictionary, which is apparently a big deal because uuw is a terrible tile combination otherwise

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

Any number can be an arbitrary number if you don't care enough

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Nothing wrong with me

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Nothing wrong with me

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Nothing wrong with me

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Nothing wrong with me

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Noblish sweetie, my beloved mutual, my wife's wife, that is uhh not how the song goes :P

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I, um, feel like we're getting a little lost here

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Guys you do, like, know how the song goes right?

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W- wait a second *checks room number* oh shit this is the room teaching preschool level maths, sorry everyone my bad I'm supposed to be across the hall

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What is going on here?

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em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

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em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

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em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

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em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

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hguone erac t'nod uoy fi rebmun yrartibra na eb nac rebmun ynA

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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