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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

the old friends senior dog sanctuary fan tumblr did this

Worst dog name, go.

And you do indeed look very cool and powerful playing Beyblade

Queer joy detected!

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

prev the etymology is that i was 6 years old and couldn't remember the real end of the mnemonic poem and i was trying to make my brother laugh

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

there’s definitely a gulf between someone who knows how to play chess and someone who plays chess, but it’s nothing compared to scrabble

specifically, “uwu” is being added to the international english scrabble dictionary, which is apparently a big deal because uuw is a terrible tile combination otherwise

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

Any number can be an arbitrary number if you don't care enough

1

Nothing wrong with me

2

Nothing wrong with me

3

Nothing wrong with me

4

Nothing wrong with me

5

Noblish sweetie, my beloved mutual, my wife's wife, that is uhh not how the song goes :P

6

I, um, feel like we're getting a little lost here

7

Guys you do, like, know how the song goes right?

8

W- wait a second *checks room number* oh shit this is the room teaching preschool level maths, sorry everyone my bad I'm supposed to be across the hall

9

10

9

What is going on here?

8

7

6

5

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

4

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

3

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

2

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

1

hguone erac t'nod uoy fi rebmun yrartibra na eb nac rebmun ynA