kiss my asthma 99

This is GOLD

Alabama is 57% A

i’m working the night shift at my truck stop job and they’ve played the friend’s theme song on repeat for like twenty minutes now

So, no one told you it was gonna be this way?

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

So fucking cute.

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

Animals are awesome

Albus Dumbledore you are a wizard and not a 21st century “cool” teacher so please stop sitting on a table and get a goddamn cape

Isn’t it funny how the two things that everyone was worried about - Johnny Depp and Grindeldore - turned out to be the BEST things about this movie and maybe even some of the best in the whole franchise 😊✌🏻

It’s a good thing Newt is a Hufflepuff. Otherwise, I don’t know if he could’ve found all those creatures.

The best thing about the Twilight renaissance is that it’s finally allowing me to be open about my boundless love for Carlisle Cullen