LOOKY LOOKY I GOT HOOKY!

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

Place: local message board advertising all the local tradespeople

just took a DNA test but it turned out I didn’t have any and the doctor got really mad at me

I’ll never forget the time I was waiting for my friend by the bathroom in the mall I watched a guy go into the men’s room empty handed, and when he came out he had an ice cream cone

Nokia 6103

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

Thank you, Mr. Krabs.

so hard to beat the gay allegations when ur gay