Smol dude

when i take a uquiz and stop halfway through because it sucks ass i feel like a medieval king ordering a jester executed bc he didnt amuse him enough

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

sorry to reblog a post from like 2015, random tumblr user, but your reblog is the last one without that annoying fucking comment

Jimmy Budgett

Being horny on main is ok sometimes. You guys need head. I get it. I’m hitting like as a salute and to wish you well

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

Ah, yep. Now it's complete, and I can reblog it.

dark academia is when you have to read the crustiest pdf known to man

I fully believe Viggo Mortensen would’ve brought his own damn horse before riding on a green abomination

i'm not sympathizing with that character i'm sexualizing them get it right

i know what they did was fucked up and evil but they're hot and it was hot so i don't care

i think we should have pride at chernobyl and call it "fruit by the foot"

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY