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“i jokingly told you that the only way i’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and i’m kind of charmed.”

“this is probably a bad time, but marry me?”

“we’ve been dating forever, and you just caught the bouquet at our friend’s wedding”

“remember when we were in high school and we swore that if we were still single at 30 we’d marry each other, well hey guess whose birthday it is”

“i planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing”

“we’re getting fake engaged for [insert reason here]”

“we’re assigned to this mission in which we have to pretend to be a married couple, but i’m actually really in love with you”

“we accidentally got married in vegas oops”

“accidentally crashed this wedding, but hey you’re pretty cute”

“i was deliberately not invited to this wedding so im crashing it anyways, even if that means the angry hot maid of honor is going to murder me”

“you’re the hot stripper at my friend’s bachelor(ette) party”

“hey i’m the best man, you’re a bridesmaid, let’s do this thing?”

“i know im supposed to be your best man/maid of honor, but maybe i should mention now that i’m in love with you”

“i’m a wedding planner and you don’t believe in marriage”

“i’m your wedding planner, but i’m also falling in love with you”

“i’m the wedding planner, and you’re the best man/bridesmaid”

“my ex just invited me to their wedding and i need you to be my date so it doesnt look like ive spent the last few years failing to get over them.”

“it’s my younger siblings wedding and my mother won’t shut up about how i’m going to die alone”

“i need a date so i’m hiring you off criags list, please don’t be a serial killer”

“wow i never knew bride/groom had such a hot sibling”

“our parents are getting married, and it’s a little weird, but you’re really hot”

“your the dj/wedding singer at my friends wedding and you just played my song.”

“i’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so i don’t ruin my friends wedding.”

“our weirdo friends are throwing a wedding for their dogs and we both got dragged along.“ 

"i’m stuck at this stupid wedding, so please bar tender keep the drinks coming”

“they said ‘speak now or forever hold your peace’ so i’m speaking up”

“i’m a runaway bride/groom and you’re driving my getaway car”

“my bride/groom ditched me at the alter, but fuck them i’m taking this honeymoon anyway.

"it’s our honeymoon but we’re spies/secret agents/whatever and bad guys keep appearing to ruin everything.”

˙⋆✮ Talking out loud to themselves through problems like no one is listening because no one is

˙⋆✮ The face they make when finally alone after too long being perceived

˙⋆✮ Dancing in a way they would die before doing in front of anyone

˙⋆✮ Practicing conversations that will never happen or already have

˙⋆✮ Eating whatever they want with zero performance of restraint

˙⋆✮ The shows they watch that they'd never recommend because they reveal too much

˙⋆✮ Crying at something small that was really about something large

˙⋆✮ Lying on the floor for no reason and finding it solves something

˙⋆✮ Narrating their own life quietly like a documentary no one commissioned

˙⋆✮ The hobby they've never mentioned to anyone because it belongs only to them

˙⋆✮ Laughing at their own thoughts in an empty room

˙⋆✮ Rehashing old arguments and finally saying the perfect thing three years too late

˙⋆✮ The way their posture completely changes when the last person leaves

˙⋆✮ Making elaborate meals or eating cereal over the sink with no in between

˙⋆✮ The music played at volumes that would concern the neighbors

˙⋆✮ Sitting in silence so deliberately it becomes its own kind of noise

˙⋆✮ Allowing themselves to want things they'd never say out loud to another person

˙⋆✮ The kindness they extend to themselves only when no one is watching

˙⋆✮ Falling apart in the shower because it's the only place that feels private enough

⟢ "I've run out of ways to say I'm not okay that don't sound like a cry for help. This is a cry for help."

⟢ "I loved you and it gutted me and I'd probably do it again and that's the most terrifying thing I know about myself."

⟢ "I don't know who I am outside of surviving things. I'd like to find out. I'm scared there's nothing there."

⟢ "I'm still here. Some nights that's the whole achievement. I'm still here."

⟢ "You don't get to decide what my pain looks like. You don't get to tell me it wasn't that bad."

⟢ "I've made peace with a lot of things. This isn't one of them. This one I'm still at war with."

⟢ "I want to be better. I want to be so much better than I am right now. I'm working on it in the dark where nobody can see yet."

⟢ "There are days I like myself. More than there used to be. That's not nothing. I keep telling myself that's not nothing."

⟢ "I don't need you to understand. I need you to believe me. Those are different asks and I'm only making one."

⟢ "I'm going to be okay. Not today. Not yet. But I have this stubborn, stupid, irrational feeling that I'm going to be okay."

⟢ "I survived the thing I didn't think I'd survive. I'm still figuring out what to do with that."

⟢ "The anger kept me alive for a long time. I don't know what to do now that I'm trying to put it down."

⟢ "I'm not who I was. I'm not who I want to be yet. I'm something in between, still becoming, still raw."

⟢ "Some days I write things down just to prove they happened. Just to make them real outside my own head."

holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me

hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT

we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf

we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn

i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.

neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah

we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?

extrovert adopts introvert

frenemies: they love to hate each other

forbidden friendship

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

ragtag bunch of misfits

loner learning how to have friends

bonded over a particular activity

outsider & chosen one

platonic soulmates

with friends like these...

are we still friends when you are in your grave?

❛  careful, or we're never getting out of this bed.  ❜

❛  you're making it very hard to leave.  ❜

❛  who said i wanted this to just be a casual one-time thing?  ❜

❛  you looked peaceful, so i didn't want to wake you just yet.  ❜

❛  don't get up yet.  ❜

❛  sorry, i didn't mean to fall asleep on you after.  ❜

❛  we should probably talk about what happened.  ❜

❛  can we not ruin this by talking yet?  ❜

❛  i could get used to waking up like this.  ❜

❛  i thought you'd be gone before i woke up.  ❜

❛  don't look at me like that unless you want a round two.  ❜

❛  you're trouble first thing in the morning.  ❜

❛  no need to act shy now, I saw more than that last night.  ❜

❛  you're blushing again.  ❜

❛  i think the neighbors may have heard us.  ❜

❛  it's only awkward if you make it awkward.  ❜

❛  i don't know what's gotten into me last night; i don't usually do this.  ❜

❛  i should probably go now ... unless you want me to stay.  ❜

❛  please don't say this was a mistake.  ❜

❛  we crossed a line last night.  ❜

❛  well, i guess this does complicate things.  ❜

❛  i don't want to pretend this didn't happen.  ❜

❛  are you sore?  ❜

❛  i think my shirt is still somewhere in the hallway.  ❜

❛  how did your clothes end up over there?  ❜

❛  i remember you were very eager to get them off.  ❜

❛  i think i have some scratches on my back.  ❜

❛  i got worried when i woke up, and you weren't there anymore.  ❜

❛  i don't want this to be just one night.  ❜

❛  please tell me you don't regret it.  ❜

❛  last night meant something to me.  ❜

❛  this changes everything, doesn't it?  ❜

❛  were you trying to leave without saying goodbye?  ❜

❛  like you even remember what happened last night ...  ❜

❛  you might want to cover that before anyone sees.  ❜

❛  i didn't hear you complaining last night.  ❜

❛  i liked seeing that side of you.  ❜

❛  you took care of me last night. let me return the favor.  ❜

❛  i think i'm in trouble because i want this again.  ❜

❛  i wanted you last night, and i still want you today.  ❜