Hello there

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

My little nephew is dying; I feel like he's taking his last breaths. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

Please, we urgently need €850 for emergency surgery for my nephew. His health has deteriorated significantly; he is now in a coma and unconscious, suffering greatly. Time is running out, and every moment is crucial for him.

Guys, someone donated 10 euros, but we still need 840 euros for my nephew's urgent surgery. Please don't let me lose hope. I'm counting on you. Save us! Save my nephew before he dies! Please donate! Donate! Donate! Don't ignore me! I'm begging you! Donate, donate! 💔😭

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

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The hatemail game on this website is insane

i love that lestat was so upset while reading that he needed MULTIPLE highlighter colors to fully express his incredulity

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.