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I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

God I want him to do this to my clit

Just found out that some last names are based on our ancestors professions, like, Smiths were the blacksmiths, Jaegers were the hunters and Barkers were the local furries

I think more creators should openly tell their fans to fuck off and stop being weird

I think more creators should embrace fandom and appreciate fans for being weird, and tell critics and gatekeepers like this to fuck off

The council will decide your fate

i don’t have sage green kitchen cabinets but i’m being so brave about it