They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

@e-r0da

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

genuinely an important post to raise awareness for potential health complications, an ambulance might be needed in the event where he gets too overzealous 🤕🤕🤕

ckfkdkdk YEAH 😵‍💫😵‍💫 feeling feral it looks so big omg he can’t hide itttt…… feeling him as he stands behind you…..

perfect night for lovemaking, letting the windows open to have the cool night air kiss your hot and sweaty skins. lips smacking, hands holding tightly to one another, the creak of the bed at every sweet and deep thrust. his eyes scanning your body and softening when they meet yours, him kissing your salty skin and biting to leave marks to remind you in the morning of how much he loves you, praises whispered in between kisses, next to the shell of your ear so that only you and the night breeze will hear

assign prev one of your f/os and send them on a date for a day! how does that go?

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"