This pale blue dot...

Armand is like: "I shall write a honest apology to all who I have wronged🖋️" "My fledgling hates me 😿" "Lestat invites me to a concert personally after teasing me with his hotness this is going better than expected 🤩" "I am actually Carrie at the prom ❤️‍🔥💔" "I am not mid 😿" "Daniel stay away from this man he is dangerous 👿, I love you you don't need Lestat 🥺"

Meanwhile Lestat is like: "Fuck the police 🗣️' "Mom where are you????????? 👿 PLS COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME 😭" "Fuck your geriatric sick ass Daniel 😎" "Oh the gremlin is here time to have a hot shower🩸😏🚿" "Come to my show loser it will be fun I am totally not Regina George 💅" "Hey everyoneeee this is Armand 🫵 he mercy killed my mentally ill lover for me he is also veeeeeeery MID in bed 🗣️🗣️🗣️" "Mom where are you????????? 👿 PLS COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME 😭"

Then Daniel is going insane by flip-flopping intense emotions: "I hate you fall off a cliff 🥀 but I love you 🌹 but I hate you swallow acid🥀 but I love you🌹 pls play evil mind games with me again I miss it 🥺"

And Louis just left the land of reality completely: "Step 1: I will super casually talk to this girl 😇" "Oh fuck I have to bite this cheap burger fuck 🍔" "Okay just tell her you like her vibes as a platonic gay man don't fuck this up Louis 👏" "You remind me of my dead daughter I am also a vampire from this book 😇🥺" "Oh no she's telling me to fuck off, wait poor girl I have money I can throw at your problems pls reconsider 💸" "Okay I shall fuck off. Nevermind I'm back yaaay she accepted this is very normal and nothing bad will happen I am nailing this 😇"

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT: AFTER DARK | 1.04 | “After The Devil's Road”