Sesshomaru Moon

Inukimi: what offspring?

Sesshomaru: you are aware that this Sesshomaru had twin female hanyou.

Inukimi: distasteful! This one has no interest in meeting the consequences of your lapse in judgement

Sesshomaru: so you plan to sleep away their lifespans? That’s cold. Even for you.

Inukimi: Sesshomaru let me put it in a way so you can easier comprehend. Lifespans are important. Not only do they dictate the time one has in this world, it dictates their place in it. We are not immortal, but compared to humans, we might as well be. Humans like to keep canine companions that have a lifespan even shorter than theirs, therefore making them beneath them. Ten years is a good life for a dog, 100 years is a good life for a human and a thousand years is a good life for our kind.

Sesshomaru: this one does not see your point.

Inukimi: humans don’t fuck their dogs unless there’s something wrong with them.

Sesshomaru: too bad you never shared this wisdom with father. Will you turn your back on this one as you did with my great and terrible father?

Inukimi: there was nothing great about your father. He was beneath this one in every way. My mother warned not to mix with lesser beings but his beauty and empty pretty words made this one into a fool. Now there is no other course to take but to correct this ones error.

Inukimi rises to her feet and approaches her son with a pleasant smile on her face. Reaching out, she embraces his face with both hands, and rubs her nose against his as she did when he was just a pup.

Sesshomaru felt a warmth move throughout him, and decided it had indeed been a good idea to confront his mother. Feeling a strange emotion sweep through him, he almost smiled before a great pain ripped through him.

Looking down, he found his own beating heart, in his mother’s claws.

Sesshomaru: why?

Inukimi: this one must restore the balance in the world, starting with choosing your father, and all that came with him…

:::How to fix this shit show:::

1. Inumom walks across clouds to pinwheel, spins it and goes back to where Rin dies and DOESNT save her…

2. Inumom spins the wheel and saves kagura

3. Jaken wakes up sweating in a panic and realizes he just had the most fucked up dream ever.

4. Sesshomaru wakes up and realizes he had a very detailed nightmare and never goes near Rin again.

5. We find out that sango is the mom because she tried to kill Rin and Sesshomaru was curious what human was like. Instead of killing her, he banged her but it drove her crazy and everyone’s memories had to be modified by Riku but he did a half assed job so there’s all these plot holes. Miroku left her and Kagome and inuyasha tried to stop them from changing memories so had to be sealed away

6. Hakudoshi is the actual dad that came back and knocked up Rin. Sesshomaru found out that Hakudoshi was him and kaguras love child she birthed secretly but Sesshomaru still kills him and takes responsibility for twins. Explains why there’s no sexual chemistry or attraction between the two but he cares enough to be around.

7. Sesshomaru was possessed by naraku just before they destroyed narakus old body so this is all the result of naraku up to his old shit.

8. They never escaped the flower field demons illusion.

And the few female demons I see in the show are freaking badasses. Humans like to flatter themselves and act like they could compete with demons that are powerful and live way longer. They’re better than humans in every way, yet I’m supposed to believe he’d choose a powerless, weak tiny little broke human that’s always in some sort of peril or dead or dying?

Here’s some examples of demon women

Even his mom is gorgeous and powerful

I imagine there’s a bunch more that look similar to her he could be himself around.

She woke to the sound of screaming. Wasn’t the first time. Living with Naraku had been less than pleasant. Screaming was a common sound, but something was off about this scream. It was several moments before kagura finally realized what it was. She was the one screaming.

Closing her mouth and covering it with her hand, she began to panic. Memories started to flash before her eyes, but they confused her to no end. Were they dreams? Hadn’t she died?

She placed her hand over her heart and waited with baited breath for the tell tale thump. She wasn’t disappointed when sure enough the steady beat of her heart thrummed under her hand.

“Oh good. You’re awake.”

Kagura jerked her head towards the voice to find a gorgeous ethereal maiden walking towards her. She was tall and slender with long silver white hair that seemed to reach the floor. She had bright gold mischievous eyes and her face was adorned with markings, designating her a high born demon. They only added to her striking features, that came to together to make a near perfect being. Never before had Kagura seen such beauty.

She reminded her of Sesshomaru. If the woman didn’t have bangs, she would be able to see if she too had a crescent moon, but decided against asking since Sesshomaru seemed to have more enemies than friends. Last thing she needed to do was offend the woman by making assumptions.

Sorting through what she could recall from what she assumed was the previous day, she felt confident that her memories were not fabrications. She remembered getting her heart back, only to have it run through by Naraku’s tentacle, therefore being fatally poisoned by his miasma. She was almost certain she had died, but maybe that had been a hallucination.

Did that mean that Sesshomaru had been a hallucination too? She hoped not. It was her most treasured memory. Her favorite moment in her short, depressing life.

The woman was still just staring at her expectantly, causing kagura to realize she hadn’t said anything. “Yo.”

The demoness cocked an amused eyebrow, before giggling prettily and taking Kagura by the hand. “Oh you will give me so much amusement. I’m so glad I intervened. My son hates when I meddle in his life, or do things he’s unable to do like bring that human child back to life, or manipulate time here and there to suit my mood. He’s always been a tiresome child, but he is the only one I have, so I tolerate his moodiness. He acts more like a vagabond, than a Lord of the lands with blood relation to the Kami, but that’s a whole conversation for another day.” She released kaguras hand and tapped her claws together in an apparent signal. Before she could place her clawed hand in her lap, two servants appeared before her seemingly out of thin air.

“Tell Sesshomaru that his friend is awake, and have a new tea service brought out to the butterfly garden. Be sure none of the shneckins are human based, and be sure to include a few options that will appeal to the human child. We don’t want Sesshomaru to pitch a fit again.” She ordered before making a vague hand gesture signaling them to get to their tasks.

Sesshomaru was here somewhere! “Where am I your excellency, and what may I call you?” Kagura inquired as politely as she could manage. “I apologize for my confusion, but I honestly thought I died earlier, so all this is a little overwhelming.”

“How silly of me! I am Luna. I have many titles. You know me as the mother of Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western lands eventhough he doesn’t take his title or responsibilities as seriously as I’d like. I’m also the kami of the moon and the tides officially, but am also credited for the success or destruction of sailors and their vessels. I am called inukimi by most demons and humans alike since I have always been the most powerful dog demon in this realm. I’m almost positive I’m the most powerful demon of any species, but I don’t really pay attention to male pissing contests for power... you look as though you have questions my dear?” The demoness asked kindly.

Kagura was nervous and honestly quite intimidated. This woman wasn’t only flawless perfection, a powerful demoness, and royalty, she was a kami! Biting her lip, she tried to decide how to word her questions without being offensive.

“She can read your thoughts and manipulate time. There’s no point in attempting any type of deception, past or present.”

Kagura turned to find the demon lord himself standing in the doorway, looking perfectly bored as usual. She hoped that he’d glance her way, but his focus was solely on his mother.

“If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it one hundred times; you have no charm. You’re great and terrible father was so charming and amusing, it’s a good thing you inherited my looks, or I’m afraid you’d have no appeal.” The demoness said throwing her hands in the air dramatically.

“Hn.”

“Your son is appealing in a lot of ways.” Kagura blurted out. Eyes going wide and slapping her hand over her mouth for the second time that day, kagura mentally kicked herself for saying a very internal thought aloud. Looking from son to mother, it was almost creepy how alike they were when they both focused their attention on her with the same cocky smirk playing on their face. “Anyways... I always have heard of sesshomaru’s father as a great and powerful demon, but I couldn’t help but notice you stated you are and have always been the most powerful demon. Am I correct?”

“Toga was very powerful, but he wasn’t a kami as I am. I let him rule as alpha, but it was understood he never ruled me.” She laughed a tinkling bell like laugh, obviously very amused by the memory of her late mate. “He was so amusing. As charming as Sesshomaru is not. Handsome in a dangerous way. He had scars! Can you imagine? He is the closest I’ve come to understanding emotions. Until him I was unaffected by the trivialities people and demons alike, get all excited over. He taught me how to smile and eventually laugh.”

“That sounds ideal,” kagura sighed.

“Tsh. How easy it is to forget.” Sesshomaru growled, showing an unusual amount of disdain and contempt on his normally stoic face.

“How could I ever forget, when all you do is remind me Sesshomaru?” Luna sighed heavily. “Most men need to be needed, they need something to protect or they feel incomplete. I require no such protection, and have everything anyone could ever desire. I’m also a true immortal. There is no way to end my life without my consent or permission. I thought that was my greatest strength, but it turned out to be my greatest flaw in his eyes. His need to protect was so strong, he grew attached to a weak human princess. She didn’t even have spiritual powers or anything especially unique about her. No great fighting skills, no musical or vocal talents, no great intellect, no artistic skills in paint or even calligraphy. She wasn’t even particularly very pretty or had large breasts like males seem to favor. she was however, very good at needing to be rescued. And nothing was so arousing to him as a weak female that needed him. Ech!” Luna turned away looking as though she’d smelled something foul. “His strange little fetish finally killed him.”

“Couldnt you have saved him or changed time so it favored your mate?” Kagura asked bluntly. She saw no need to be polite or not ask the question that kept spinning in her head, since his mother could read her mind so was already aware of what she was most curious about.

Sesshomaru suddenly appeared at kaguras bedside, lifting her into a bridal hold and making his way towards the door. “Come mother, kagura needs some air. She is an elemental after all.” Bending his head down, he lightly nipped kaguras ear, before returning his attention forward once again.

“No fucking way! You have two fucking arms! How did you..? When did you..? You’re so fancy.” Kagura said a bit too loud for his inu hearing, but she couldn’t help it. She just noticed his new arm and she was impressed. “You’re impressive.” She grinned dopily up at him.

A high pitched squeal and clapping sounded behind them, and kagura was shocked to discover she’d completely forgotten his mother for a moment.

“I shall be entertained for years to come. I am so very pleased with you my son.” Luna crowed excitedly, nearly skipping for joy at her sons side.

“Hn.”

“Hn indeed!” His mother agreed enthusiastically.

Kagura still had so many questions, and hadn’t failed to notice her question about Togas death had been ignored or misdirected or whatever, but she couldn’t find it in her to care. Sesshomaru was carrying her body with her own heart, to a butterfly garden with both his arms.

They were complete in heart, body and mind.

Luna internally laughed at the thoughts raving through the two young souls minds. How different they were. How entertaining this would be.

Favorite thing about her: she isn’t afraid to kill, to get the job done. I get so irritated when a bad guy obviously needs to die, but then some speech is made about not sinking to their level and the bad guy gets away and comes back later to fuck everything up. Kagura would NEVER have this issue.,

Least favorite: they seriously didn’t let her fight to her full potential. Realistically you could never win her in a war because everyone on your side that dies, becomes her puppet. Anybody dies on her side, she can bring them right back. She doesn’t even need these people whole, she can animate pieces, plus she has wind attacks just as powerful as the inu brothers. Add to that she’s impossible to kill without her heart, she seriously should of taken over everything.

Favorite line: “yo.”

Brotp: I’d like her to be besties with inukimi mocking Sesshomaru from the castle in the sky drinking cocktails and looking fabulous.

Otp: sesskagu is just the only thing that could ever come to be. She has a lot of enemies and he wouldn’t care what people thought about her. Everyone hates him too and she wouldn’t care. They’re both ruthless and beautiful and if they only loved each other, it’d be so romantic and intense

Notp: kagura with anyone romantically besides Sesshomaru.

Random head cannon: kagura refuses to wear shoes and it bothers Sesshomaru to no end. She hears about foot binding in China and is 100% ready to proclaim war on the whole country. She’s the reason they stopped doing it. She refused to stop the raging storms till every woman’s feet were free

Unpopular opinion: she liked children. She risked her life for kohaku and Rin and Hakudoshi was evil and trying but she only killed him one time. Lol

Song:

https://youtu.be/4dCdeoCc4Q8