Nat @ SERTR

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

Splatoon but its werewolves

They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.

I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.

One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

Major Motoko Kusanagi has been a part of my life ever since that cool girl working at Suncoast video told me to check out the OG movie. It's been downhill for me ever since..

Even folks on the pro-porn side of the aisle often talk like it's the presence of narrative that makes porn an art form, as though the erotic needs to be explicitly justified in order to elevate it from the mere mechanical production of arousal, and it always makes me feel like maybe we're not quite as "pro" as we think we are.

I once saw a video of a woman staring expressionlessly into the camera while jerking off a strap-on the size of her own forearm and wearing panda themed one-piece pajamas complete with little bear ears on the hood, and I feel like it would have been lessened as art if it had attempted to explain itself.

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

Undertale?? THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS???