there's a light on in chicago

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

is this glee

This is the future liberals want

a future where there is enough space for me to lie down on the seats of a NY subway is definitely a future i want

I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons

Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.  

Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”

look up professor Bofa D. Snuts

thomas sanders is just fred for theater kids 

Who’s fred

kony hawk

2012 wasnt ready for this so they sent it forward in time

First teenager: Haha, you don’t actually believe in this ouija board stuff, do you? Second teenager: Holy, shit! It’s moving! Ouija board: W…E…V…E…U…P…D…A…T…E…D…O…U…R…P…R…I…V…A…C…Y…P…O…L…I…C…Y

what is it about boobs that makes them so fucking excellent 

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

Oh my god

Jesus fuckin Christ..

@concentrated-sunshine

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper

oingeaux boingeaux

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

are you saying. theyre eggs

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I love this

This is the only theory I care about