but I won't quit, 'cause I want more

he help

the menstruation crustacean

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

This. All of this.

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

Thing wins the case

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

Tumblr does one thing better than any other site on the internet, and that's collaborative fan fiction.

Queen of the damned is like multiple chapters of vampire trauma and vampire history with one chapter randomly thrown in of Armand and Daniel sucking and fucking across the globe

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

reminder!