this is just not necessary

“we're still dying to know who we are.”

“everything i need is on this boat.”

“thank you. for bringing the world to me.”

"if that's a joke, i love it. if not, i cannot wait to unpack that with you." "do you believe in ghosts?" "good times aren't always a good time, i've found." "i never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me." "sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is to go right between his legs, huh?" "i'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't." "i'm me. why would i wanna be anything else?" "and all this time i thought men couldn't multitask." "i am equally livid." "i'm sorry, i have a real tricky time hearing folks who don't believe in themselves." "i am cute as a button and i can rhyme my ass off. god, it's no wonder they want to destroy me." "that's not a compliment i've had before." "you know what you do with tough cookies, donchya? you dip 'em in milk!" "i used to think that was the funniest thing i'd ever seen, but then i just saw that, and now i'm gonna have to rethink my order of what i think is the funniest thing i've ever seen." "you look like you've forgotten something." "i don't like being tricked." "wow, you're like, really, really bad at impressions, man." "i know he's trying to push my buttons, but i cannot be manipulated!" "i could push all of your buttons right now if i wanted to." "it made me think of you. it's strong and a bit prickly." "you know, i've decided to not be scared of you anymore." "come on, you wouldn't have said something if you weren't dying to show someone." "i feel like a teenage boy. i can't stop staring at them." "wow, you really blew my brains out with those beautiful breasts of yours!" "enough. i've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts." "what you're doing is irresponsible." "for me, success is not about the wins and losses." "it ain't always easy, but neither is growing up without someone believing in you." "i really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you." "i'm done with you being a prick to everyone." "i am a world class problem solver." "oi. down, boy." "i had a hunch you were going to pick this dress. and might i say, you are wearing the heck out of it." "this is gonna be so uncomfortable." "well, here's an idea that's gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot: who needs a drink?" "why is your face so close to mine?" "i don't want to be alone." "you looked so jealous. it was so cool." "oh, you think jealousy is cool, do you?" "you do not want to judge this book by its cover right here, okay?" "you may think that you're the only one who can see who he really is, but you're not." "will you stop being mad at me now?" "do you even know what you're sorry for?" "being accountable matters." "do you wanna go get, like, really drunk?" "you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to." "it feels good to laugh." "and this sharing of feelings is because i opened up to you? well, that's a lesson learned." "you can't get mad! you broke up with me." "what am i supposed to do? shower by myself?" "why be sorry? i think it's all going rather smashingly." "no judgement, but are you back with that twat?" "i'd kiss you on the mouth if i could reach those lips." "i'm sort of famous for being almost famous." "nice recovery. well executed." "every day i wake up hoping that i'll feel the way i felt at the beginning." "that's the thing though, isn't it? if you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy." "i promised myself i would never quit anything in my life." "i really wanted to be the one to comfort you, not break it to you." "wow! that was on purpose, yes?" "we got ourselves a curse to reverse." "that's too many ghosts." "we cannot fight them all." "you're a battler. it's really hot. but maybe someday you should stop battling people who are just trying to help you." "a lot warmer over there by the fire." "you're not always right. most of the time you're an arse." "i didn't know i had abandonment issues until right now!" "i'm gonna tell you something, but then i don't wanna talk about it ever again, okay?" "i could really use a bucket of coffee to nurse this hangover." "you seem intent on going 12 rounds with yourself. why? what did you do wrong?" "so that's how you get sex? by not trying for sex?" "you took off like it was a shit kiss, and it was not a shit kiss! i was on fire." "why don't you just come and tell me how you feel about it once you've figured out how to speak again?" "okay, this is my fucking nightmare." "i like to give away joy for free." "so, why should i trust this sudden change of heart?" "i believe some folks call it white knighting, but i'm just following my gut here." "i'm gonna kiss you now. unless it's gonna make you run away again." "i thought we were friends. you had every opportunity to do the right thing and you never did." "don't deny it or pretend that you don't know." "can you just tell me i fucked up and then go?" "imagine doing something unforgivable to someone who doesn't deserve it and then having to look them in the eye and tell them what you've done." "i forgive you." "you know, i think that if you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together." "there are a lot of surprises happening here." "i think it makes me look how i feel: chill." "you know what the little shit did? he forgave me." "i lost my way for a minute, but i'm on the road back." "i think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy." "who put a firecracker up your butt and lit it?" "that was the sexiest fucking thing i've ever seen in my life." "i never know how to react when a grown man does the carlton in front of me." "last night i had a nightmare that i was pecking you to death like a crow. i'm so sorry." "this is why it's hard to love you." "oops, innit?" "it's the hope that kills you." "not everyone in your life is out to get you." "what? thought you respected honesty." "i think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you." "i believe in hope. i believe in belief." "i love you when you give a shit."

“i had what is known as a summer of self discovery.” “i spent so much time at the dmv they finally just gave me a license.” “this is gonna ruin my day too, you know.” “bullshit! you made it up as you were going along!” “we’ve got ghosts.” “i actually just wanna make sure we’re on the same page.” “i’ve been experimenting with humor to drain energy.” “for an eternity i have longed to hear your sweet angelic voice say my name again.” “i’m not positive what my deal is either so i just sort of keep on trucking.” “what can i say? i’m a ravenous little monster.” “it is just so nice to have someone smart to talk to for a change.” “i’m not taking my shoes off for anyone.” “you need to stop suggesting that.” “all this is playing havoc with my guts.” “you know, while you were out running your errand we were in very serious danger.” “would you mind staying for a few moments? just until i fall asleep.” “lately i’m feeling a little less fearless than i usually do.” “who threw a fucking dagger?” “i’m not paying for SHIT, so... a duel it is.” “i am just a regular human guy.” “i won’t goof it up. i promise. you can trust me.” “they’re gonna kill each other!” “i’m sorry about the billiard ball to the head.” “it seems that the winding path of life has led me back to myself.” “relax, my darling. it’s me.” “what in hell’s house was that?” “one of the best ways to drain people’s energy nowadays is via the internet.” “it’s surprisingly simple to get total strangers absolutely furious with you.” “thief? chop his hands off, don’t embarrass him.” “i just wanted to say thank you for not abandoning me when everybody else had.” “the good news is you get to keep your hands.” “i smell the death on you.” “i don’t feel good about this. something bad’s gonna happen, isn’t it?” “i heard a horrible feminine shrieking. were you having a nightmare?” “you’re willing to settle, and i envy that.” “that looks quite grisly and intense.” “i don’t boogie anymore. nobody boogies anymore.” “i’m starting to think my whole life is a big pile of bullshit.” “it’d be best for everyone if you show yourself now.” “i can feel it on the inside of my bones!” “nobody breathe it in, that’s how they seize control of your mind!” “i’ll be damned. witches.” “this looks like one of those things you all did together and didn’t include me.” “excuse me, but when i dance, the ocean parts!” “is there something you haven’t been telling us?”

“please, finish a whole victim before moving on to the next one, okay?” “it’s not hygienic!” “i told you, you didn’t close the door properly!” “i’m not a killer. i find people who are easy to kill.” “oh, you’ll touch the swords.” “you kind of disobeyed me just now. and i’m noting it.” “lately i’ve been seeing another man. he doesn’t see me, though, because i sneak behind him.” “you hide in the shadows. bah! you are weak.” “they have no nutritional value now.” “you think that i have forgotten that tonight is a special occasion for you as well, don’t you?” “it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait, made out of glitter!” “be strong, sweet little one. some day they will all be dead, and you will do a shit on all of their graves.” “i know exactly who you need to talk to and where to go.” “i come here every week. it’s a smorgasbord of banality and despair.” “i’m holding up a finger, indicating to hold on a second.” “hello, cheeky little one. out having some fun, are we?” “i remember how it feels to be powerless and disrespected.” “are those little dogshits not giving you the deep respect you deserve?” “i come to you with a warning: those whom you trust cannot be trusted.” “if there is a stone, so to speak, in your shoe that needs eliminating...” “it’s not i who needs help, it’s you, so it’s me who’s ending this conversation, not you!” “you are just a fresh baby shot out of her mother’s womb, glistening with light.” “shush, darling, you don’t need to talk.” “if i need anything i will call you. but not through the ether. just by regular yelling.” “it is the blood from my body, so i call it my blood.” “here comes the party poop.” “have you ever considered hunting with a partner?” “tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.” “let’s just take things down a notch, and then fight to the death.” “i didn’t know i could feel such depth of emotion and utter, utter suffering.” “uh, ma’am! you were dead!” “you look like a beautiful piece of wallpaper.” “i wasn’t going to let him eat you!” “i want you to know that you... are... my... friend.” “oh, i feel wild. i wanna do something stupid and crazy!” “i would prefer to be invited in. it’s more polite.” “i didn’t think i’d ever see you again.” “you will always see me again.” “i have crossed oceans of time to be with you.” “this is a misery to my ears.” “you mustn’t kill them, please!” “i’ve got to free my fellow inmates. i made a gentleman’s promise.” “they’re trying to frighten us, but it won’t work. ah!” “you really fucked up there.” “don’t worry. i’ve coordinated a secret escape plan.” “sometimes i have this urge to tear my roommate to shreds.” “i will make an alliance with this unholy nation and make this place my home!” “darling, you feel like crap because you are eating crap.” “i am going to teach you how to kill!” “shh, you just shut up now, my stupid little baby.” “look, i am just stupid human man. ouch, ouch, my balls. i love to drink beer.” “i’m very sorry for saying you should be kept in a cage.” “let’s not get bogged down on the details.” “we’re going to go to a party full of hot idiots.” “we will do whatever the hell we want to do, and you will respect women a lot more after this, okay?” “you have a very, very special power! you are going to murder so many human people with this!” “what is this? are you roleplaying as a depressed man? it’s not NOT working.” “it says here that i am 100% white.” “you know what? this isn’t working, me being supportive. i feel like i am literally eating myself.” “thank you for helping me tonight, on my saddest night.”

“are you sure there’s nothing of lower priority for me to handle?” “first thing’s first: where do i get a juice box, and does it come in grape-a-licious?” “does it smell like teen spirit in here?” “you’re an authority figure, act like one.” “i can sense that you’re lying. the spirits tell me that your little pants are on fire.” “look, if i understood what you guys are saying, i’d still be a virgin.” “it was a single shenanigan! technically more of a hijink.” “remember: you treat a woman like a person, and then a princess, and then a greek goddess, and then a person again.” “maybe this is what closure feels like?” “you know i’m afraid that being wrongfully convicted is the tragic way my story ends!” “can’t we come up with a term that covers both killer and arsonist? how about arsassin?” “how can you tell that someone is a compulsive liar? i mean, assuming that their pants aren’t on fire.” “he’s allergic to rich white people, sorry.” “you haven’t gone to bed, have you?” “kids your age should not be cooped up inside playing video games all day. you should be outdoors feeding pigeons and driving with your blinker on.” “you were wrong! wrong wrong wrong! finger guns! wrong!” “a lotta people wanna kill me. i take great pride in that.” “this seems dangerous.” “is this the part where i’m supposed to giggle because your boyish charm is just too irresistible?” “sorry, no time for your tomfoolery and silliness. that also goes for your nonsense, malarkey, and shenanigans.” “who are those people, and why?” “i think we should all go out and celebrate! as soon as i’m not naked anymore.” “someone better start telling me something because i’m in the mood to staple heads.” “i’ve never met a man who’s so big he can’t hide behind a plane.” “you totally manhandled me. i lost a shoe.” “do not mock me when i’m about to be killed, [name].” “he surrendered when i walked in.” “what? are you kidding me? did you come here to kid me?” “it’s like taking candy from an enormous baby.” “you’re right. i literally have nothing left.” “that’s the spirit!” “i haven’t made my bed in fifteen years.” “maybe you’re right. maybe i shouldn’t have come back.” “you mostly deserved it.” “i can do anything i want.” “we made a deal to never grow up, and i held up my end like a champ.” “you don’t have to kill your inner child. just take responsibility for your decisions and the way they affect others, you muttonhead.” “we are going to use impulse control, which is the act of controlling one’s impulses.” “i would rather fall in love with a vegan.” “look, this lack of animosity between us is kinda freakin’ me out right now.” “i don’t owe you an explanation.” “i happen to be a big fan of the awkward exit.” “i am the cream in a crying sandwich.” “it’s time to make trouble. sloppy trouble.” “i have the tenacity of a swiss fox and the instincts of a dragonfly.” “you would rather lose her than see the possibility of harm come to her? you love her that much?” “i don’t know any other way to love.” “color me impressed!” “i’d rather color you with a variety of edible body paints.” “just so you know, if you go to prison i will not wait for you.” “you owe me $31 because you licked the sugar off all the powdered donuts, like a weird sicko.” “i just got verified on twitter.” “we are all the real housewives of somewhere.” “you wanna see how long it takes this grape to hit the ground?” “i am going to kiss you on the mouth.” “my single greatest fear used to be that something would happen to me… clearly all of that has changed, so do me a favor and stop finding yourself in grave danger.” “just stay calm, okay? i’m pretty sure like 90% of gunshot wounds are psychological.” “here’s the good news: the body is actually designed for this sort of thing.” “you care about me. your heart hearts me.” “just remember you’re not going through this alone, okay?” “next time you decide to risk your life remember that there’s someone that loves you who’s worried sick.” “home should be where you are.” “wherever you are, that’s where i wanna be.” “you wanna know something else crazy? i am going to kiss you on the mouth now.” “live with me.” “if we get out of here alive, i will kill you.” “so, what’s my incentive to live?” “that makes me sad. and also really hot.” “i’m nobody’s charity case! i demand to dig my own grave.” “i’m good at what i do, and what i do is good. isn’t it?” “can you and your stupid hair let us in?” “well, that happened.” “a man can follow a woman because he loves her, okay? there is no rule or law against that and if there was, i would break it. and it wouldn’t be quiet. i would do it brazenly, and out in the open.” “you know you can’t just tell me there’s bad news and not tell me. do you know what my head will do?” “only good things happen when we dig for stuff!” “we dug our own graves.” “it’s delicious. i can’t stop putting it in my mouth.”

"sometimes the lies we let ourselves believe are for our own good." "love is an investment. information is insurance." "remember this moment. you're going to regret it." "i think he's waiting for you to throw your panties." "did you just tell me your sign?" "you might as well leave me a key and a map." "wanna crash a party with me?" "i chose blissful ignorance with a side of gnawing doubt." "i know. i'm shameless." "i'm tryin’ to cover all fantasy bases." "i know this is hard to hear, but you did have a choice in all this." "there's a reason this was kept a secret." "can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?" "what are you doing on the floor in a corner?" "you don't wanna date me. i'm a train wreck." "can i ask you a weird question?" "if you have a problem with _____, you're pretty much dead to me, so evaporate or whatever." "why can't it just be like this? why do there have to be all those other people in this world?" "i'm sorry, we're past the confessional portion of this program. we're on to the makeout." "i can't take that i hurt you like that." "i can't take that i hurt you when all i wanna do is protect you." "i want you to trust me." "why bother with something that's not good, just because it's something?"

"i've learned to make peace with my sudden death." "i love a flashlight pointed directly in my face." "i have dignity, i'll pass." "we can't be close enough!" "what were you saying about something?" "you can't avoid it. you have to stop, deal with it, and then move on." "i don't know what my fear has been." "in the face of unspeakable tragedy there are little moments where you can find joy." "i can't tell you what your pocket of joy is, i can just tell you that you need to have it." "i thought you were about to say 'oh, i'm responsible for that!'" "i love a good tree with a face on it." "judge me later." "you definitely don't want to forget, but you do want to not have that pain at the forefront every day." "squeeze every bit of joy out of this life that you can." "i'm in love with my shoes and i want everybody to know it." "you're on the journey to healing." "no, no, no, no! this is a positive space!" "sorry we're in your house." "sorry, we let ourselves in." "sometimes, the things that other people see in us, we don't see in ourselves." "that chest is just begging me to lay my head on it." "i have to say, i also don't wanna die alone and i worry about it sometimes." "all right, well, you know. there's room for improvement." "i don't wanna put words in your mouth." "when you see you in the future, what do you look like?" "do you like a bit of kooky?" "you gotta put your back into it." "in my opinion, that's a load of bull." "i don't wanna force anything on you that doesn't work." "are we gonna make sure we're in the right outfit to do that?" "i feel snazzy." "that sounds like excitement to me." "i'm all about making siblings jealous." "now i'm going to teach you a really important trick." "who are you? who are you becoming?" "it's showing love." "those things that you've been holding in have turned into a wall." "i'm climbing with you, okay?" "take a deep breath." "felt good, didn't it?" "what makes you feel powerful?" "i love that you're living your truth." "i just want you to know that i'm very much proud of you." "i adore you." "most people, when they're afraid of something, let me tell you what they do not do: that." "i have one more thing to show you." "this is like your level up challenge." "i'm extremely proud of you." "is the kitchen burning down? no, we're good." "we all wanna connect to other people. i don't think we want to be alone." “this is how i normally hold a magazine.”  “i know you don’t believe this, but i’m not a doctor.”  “but you knew it was coming. it’s not like it was a shock.”  “is this the part where i leave?”  “you know what i really don’t like? being in a super dirty place.”  “there is a stink and i will find it.”  “i’m being very polite and gentle about this right now.”  “there is a fricken sword just sitting there on the floor. it’s not even in its sheath.”  “does that not give you major anxiety every day?”  “if i had a music video, it would start like this.”  “she went to scream. i think that’s a yes.”  “you didn’t tell me you had a boyfriend!”  “he’s not my boyfriend, he’s a friend of mine.”  “let’s put all those emotions in this box.”  “when was the last time you asked for help?”  “i swear to lucifer they are not going to make you feel sexy, no matter what i do.”  “you beautiful thing! who gave you permission?”  “you never know what moment you’re gonna need to create from your purse!”  “a tequila a day keeps the doctor away. just kidding!”  “all i want you to do is hold me, i can’t even handle it.”  “what 37-year-old man doesn’t want to be a mermaid?”  “i feel like i may be disappointed, but i have hope.”  “so cute! you’re nailing it.”  “i love a cozy night in with you.”  “the carpet is super comfortable.” 

359.  sure, play another song. i’ve got nothing better to do. 

"this is a horror movie." "i think i need to fire you from doing your own hair." "you deserve love and attention." "you trust me, one hundred percent?" "honey, i was horrified." "i love that story!" "you are not ready." "you look like you got your joy back." "don't do anything i wouldn't do!" "that is a risk taker." "very brave move." "i love a good nap." "there's a lot going on in such a small space." "i love a bad smell, but that is horrendous." "what's wrong with just wanting something that you want, not that you need?" "you have an opportunity to work harder for yourself." "it's not too late." "lean in, plant down, grow up!" "every time you're about to smile, you stop yourself!" "today, not someday." "you can put the paint on me. i don't mind some paint." "it's gonna be delicious." "either you repeat the mistakes, or you try to fix them and change them." "________ who ________ together, like, get along or something. you've heard that phrase before, right?" "i don't want you to wait another ten years before you do something nice for yourself." "get out of my face with that." "tonight is your night, and you deserve it." "i'm proud of you." "you're not the cutest one in the family anymore." "taking care of yourself is not a selfish thing." "you know, you've got to take care of yourself before you can take care of anybody else." "this is a big deal." "come and show us how gorgeous you look!" "i can smile again." "this is the grand opening of a new start." "you're not invincible." "i'm finally gonna feel tall!" "it's a lot tidier than i was expecting it to be." "i don't know if that's a compliment." "i'm gonna send you a gift basket of muffins to help your soul." "oh, that is a stunning technique!" "why am i here again? i'm not quite sure." "what do you mean when you say that you want to get this fixed?" "i want to know what you think can be accomplished." "we're gonna stop." "i don't love it." "i mean, you have beautiful hair." "all i see is a chest that i wanna lay my head on." "you are not kind to yourself and i'm not going to stand for it." "are you ready to love yourself?" "nothing's gonna be perfect and... suck it up." "i'm not gonna hurt you." "if i didn't think you could keep up, i wouldn't bring you here." "i'm just here purely for vanity." "it wasn't an ascot, it was a fanny pack. get it right." "not really, but yes." "you're fricken awesome!" "nobody else is saying these things about you. it's you saying them." "the only way to change this is to acknowledge it." "that was the past and this is a brand new day, brand new window." "it looks so good on you." "differences should always be appreciated." "i'm a crier." "don't you feel pretty sexy?" "alright, alright, you peacock. come on." "don't forget to love yourself." "oh my god, i love cake."

"all my failed relationships have been 100% the other person's fault." "i feel scared and excited at the same time." "don't scare her, we just got here!" "you need to stop putting other people's things in your mouth today." "you've been wearing your hat for 25 years." "i love that you trust me." "can you believe?" "you can reinvent yourself and learn new things whenever you want." "i don't know what to say to that, ______. i'm just gonna move on." "that is a grown man dressed like a pineapple." "stop smelling everything!" "i don't think he needs our help! oh, never mind." "you know i love a harness situation." "you're giving me so much sexy face right now i can't even handle it." "i've never met a cheese that i didn't like." "sometimes when you're feeling buried, you're actually just planted." "do i like it? yes. am i attracted to you? hundred percent." "it's like the land that time forgot." "you can't put everything in your mouth and up your nose!" "i don't even have anything to criticize in here because there's nothing in here to criticize." "you're supposed to have fun, you're supposed to explore, you're supposed to get excited!" "i always say: plan, do, ask for help." "failure isn't the opposite of success, it's part of it." "look at you! you're getting over fears! you're swinging!" "i just got a whiff of something and i thought it was me." "you know what i do not have time for? fear." "so many times people forget to tell the people they're around that they love them. so, you know what? i love you." "you took the former over-the-top crazy and you classied the crazy and it looks great!" "now that's how you do a surprise, baby." "she was just a meme right there." "are we here to plan a fabulous wake?" "what's going on here, mate?" "it smells like old things and things to cover up the smell of old things." "he has the rest of his life to have a beard, you know what i'm saying?" "you're adulting!" "it's kinda weird. it's really weird." "i am living this bob ross picture life to its fullest extent." "do you mind if i get rid of some of your clothes?" "i am so excited to get them in another yard sale." "we were the worst, but we had so much fun. so thanks for having us." "i'm gonna gorge myself on cookies."

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