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Hi friends! If you’re still following I wanted to let you know I needed a longer break than I’d expected, so out of fairness I’ve decided to leave the RP (hopefully temporarily). Not goodbye, just see you later!

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letsbenditlikebennett

I thought I was dreaming and needed to stop watching vine comps before bed, but the shiner on my face says a potato really did fly around my room… and hit me in the face. I swear the produce in this town has no respect for the food chain.

sergeant-atkinson

Are you.... Reporting a crime?

normallee

Apparently crows can remember the faces of individual humans. They can also hold a grudge.

How can I be sure if Hershel enjoys my company or is holding a grudge against me? He refused the crackers I left out for him. I think he dislikes the fact that it was generic brand. Though I’m not entirely sure what that means.

sergeant-atkinson

Do not, under any circumstance, fuck with a crow. If Hershel doesn’t like the crackers, try something else. Get it right. Those bastards will destroy your life. They pass down grudges for generations. He’s probably already told his family about you.

notsoharsh

Is anyone out there looking for a roommate? I know things are a little wild right now, but I’m hoping to move soon and most of the places open are a little out of my price range. So if anyone else is looking for a new place, hit me up! I’ve got a friend in real estate who could help get a great deal.

sergeant-atkinson

Has this been sorted for you, friend? I’m about to make a listing, if you’re still in the market, please have a gander.

divineluce

Good Morning! This is a reminder that you are expected to sit your SATs tomorrow morning at 10 AM. Please arrive at least 15 minutes early at the high school gymnasium with a number 2 pencil. Back ups are advised as none will be provided in the exam. Good luck, and remember, this WILL impact the rest of your short life.

Bitch, I dropped out of college, what the hell is this?

walker-journal

Are there State tattoo tests? Like if you poke people too shittily or don’t ink in the lines then no dice?

sergeant-atkinson

Popping in to mention that there are very heavy fines for those who don’t pass rigorous certifications/ comply with state regulations.

But, no, shitty tattooing is unlikely to affect SAT scores.

#adam #luce

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nate-santos:

I don’t know anything about the pizza, but have you heard anything about an SAT prank? is it safe- is it mandatory

I too was invited to take my SATs. I’m not sure whether it was a prank or a system error, but I say...

Study hard, don’t forget a number 2 pencil.

Good Morning! This is a reminder that you are expected to sit your SATs tomorrow morning at 10 AM. Please arrive at least 15 minutes early at the high school gymnasium with a number 2 pencil. Back ups are advised as none will be provided in the exam. Good luck, and remember, this WILL impact the rest of your short life.

... Do I get a second shot at 34? I walked out of my first attempt...

#ask #Anonymous

White Crest citizens, we’re doing everything we can to find the culprit of the pizza incident. WCPD takes this matter very seriously, and we’re doing everything we can to find justice for Jackie Smith. We are working day and night to get answers for his family.

Once again, we’re asking anyone with knowledge pertaining to the February pizza incident to come forward. My colleagues at the WCPD and myself are available 24/7; please call our non-emergency hotline.

Please continue to respect the Smith family’s privacy at this time.

Sgt. Atkinson

#wickedstarter #hes back baby

watchoutforintellect

Langston Hughes, from ‘Tired’ featured in Selected Poems

#journal

flowerytale

Anaïs Nin, from “The Diary of Anaïs Nin, 1955–1966”

#journal

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detectivedreameater:

Tarantula names: José, Fernando, or Reposado.

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How about somethings cute and less intimidating? Fernando sounds like a guy who’d steal my girlfriend, Reposado would send me the pictures. Now if I had to imagine him as a spider....

What makes someone a good person or a bad person?

I’m not the judge of that, I’ve seen a lot of good men do terrible things.

#Anonymous

flowerytale

Emily Dickinson, from a letter to Maria Whitney (early 1878)

#journal

juniperrivers:

Is it really? Wait, poop? Why are people putting poop in your mailbox? I thought people only gave poop to people they hated. Oh no, do people hate you? What did you do? :[

Maybe not people, maybe just someone... But yes, I reckon you’re right, someone hates me. I’m not sure what I did. I moved here, dove into my work... And, well... Poop.

#juniper

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caraitaliadolcemeta:

I can’t dislike something I’d never experience. Because, believe me, they wouldn’t dare.

Why, instead of flashing your badge, you don’t give them a proper scare? Next time just be ready for them with a couple of mates and give them something they won’t forget about. I guarantee there won’t be another attempt.

Are you encouraging me to go rouge, lil lady? That’s pretty bold.

Nah, flashing my badge has never been my first instinct. I’ve been.... Reach out. In various ways. It still keeps happening.

#francesca

nicsalazar:

You sure it’s not your own…team or anything? Y’know…hazing you. Why would I Do feel bad though. Sorry shit keeps hapening to you, that’s frustrating. You need help with Did you get everything clean?

Suspension without pay is a serious risk for a little hazing. I don’t want to assume- They wouldn’t do that, right? Well... Maybe...No no, they like me... I really can’t imagine it being anyone from WCPD.

I’m... At my wits end. Thanks for remembering.. It’s straight now. I had a lot of damage from the original break-in. Replacing leather and linen isn’t cheap.

#nicole

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