⚔ slaying terfs ⚔ since 1312

Serf bangs was right there

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definitely just ate a little bit of my own hair on accident

insane dark cyber warrior unchained

nothing medieval about that

ill kill you

Medieval authors were so fucking funny. In "The Faerie Queene" this guy comes up to the main hero and is like "Don't go over to that cave, there's a guy inside that makes people kill themselves." And the hero is like "Bet." and goes into the cave. Then the old man (literally called Despair) is like "If you die, you can't commit sin." and can you guess what happened.

They also fucking LOVED King Arthur. Like 9/10 in any book published back then, there would be a King Arthur cameo. The original blorbo. He would just show up mid-story and be like "I'm on an adventure! But I guess I can lend my aid to you first since I'm so noble and awesome." And people would just eat that shit up.

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